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Is that why they're called handymen

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[โ€“] hullabaloo@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It means your spending all you energy on your buddies, so at the end of the day there's none left for you ๐Ÿ˜ž

[โ€“] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

Oh :( you don't want to get burnout from wanking off your mates :(

[โ€“] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

It means they're a sub


[โ€“] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

read theory

[โ€“] JustSo@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Basically if you give handies to all the boys you'll never get so good at giving one guy handies that you can domme him.

Both paths are valid.

[โ€“] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh I'll choose both paths then

[โ€“] JustSo@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope you're ambidextrous.

[โ€“] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, my doctor told me to lay off the dexterous for my GI health

[โ€“] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hrm, just don't swallow and you should be good 2 go.

[โ€“] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can jack off the working class but the dong of the master shall remain forever out of grasp

[โ€“] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

The jerking class never gets a break

[โ€“] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[โ€“] shath@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

jorking the sparky and the plumber rn