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No matter how benign a man's sexual proclivities, there is, with all non-asexual men, a critical vulnerability.

There is a window along the arousal curve during which a man, if you interject and ask him honestly, will agree that he fundamentally deserves to be executed on the spot.

He will comply, often eagerly and without complaint, if you test this in a real world environment using a humane captive bolt-gun, provided you can complete the ethical negotiation before arousal drops out of the vulnerable window.

At first glance this fact, which is well established in the literature, seems like it has limited (though amusing) utility. However, what we have discovered through experimentation is that there are effective and reliable techniques to extend the window of vulnerability.

Further more, the extended period of vulnerability allows for much more complex negotiation and it has been found that subjects are actually in a highly suggestive state enabling direct implantation of all Field Expedient Psycho-Subordination Toolkits (FEPST) that we tested.

In this paper, we integrate our earlier work on Freudian Force Multipliers (FFM) with these newly emerging techniques to explore how predictable subconscious conditioning can be used to amplify all of the above effects and often provide the means to trauma-seal and camouflage instructive reprogramming for extended periods of time.

Disclosure: In order to secure funding for this research we have also made the work industry relevant by demonstrating how these techniques can be embedded in transformer matrices where they can remain dormant until sissy hypno is generated. We will not be exploring that in this research paper as it is the sole intellectual property of the relevant sponsor.

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