You are what you eat and I am on a journey to eat one of every minority
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

Cannibals are truly the most opressed minority
Oh so you only invited me so you can talk shit about owls? I see how it is. You never loved me at all!
It was all explained in the brochure
That free buffet was a SCAM
Bit idea: timeshare polycule
Ok true but i wasn't aware of the catering company's reputation at the time
That owl would be really upset right now if it could read
they're calling him woke noah
FUCK
I was trying to do a Noah's ark joke and couldn't come up with it
Is "fat old slob" a marginalized identity? Asking for a friend.
If it is, I'm already taking up that slot. Sorry.
Ah fuck
Edit: I mean, that's what my friend just said, not me
Then one day the polycule unionized

That’s a terrible post.
Nice job.
You've basically described my polycule
Could be the same one I've lost track of the member list
How many identities are disabled people? Like, do you need 1 autistic person, 1 adhd, 1 deaf, etc. or like you got one disabled person and that's good?
I operate on a self-identification system and accept one of each subcategory of any identity. I am not the arbiter of what constitutes a disability the same as I'm not of gender or any other