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If you can't safely take the Cybertruck to a car wash, I wonder how it will fare as a boat?

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 1 month ago

But the unadvertised "Brick Mode" still works perfectly.

[–] TheFermentalist@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago

Taking it into a fucking car wash voids the warranty. Boat mode was another lie from the liar in charge

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The vehicle is only for showing off and definitely not designed for real off-road use, but the driver caused most of the water damage by entering the flood at such high speed. You're not supposed to wade at 20 mph unless you're in a hovercraft

[–] utopiah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

People of little faith, it's just 1 over-the-air update away from becoming a spaceship! /s

FWIW https://elonmusk.today/

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Iranian D-Day is going to be...interesting.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

I think by now, most paying attention know that, anything promised should be questioned vigourously.

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