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[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

i came here looking for beanis and i was not dissapointed. lol

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

If its Gods favored coffee I gotta try this marxism

[–] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you zoom in there's a UPC code and manufacturer number with SKU. Who knows, it might still be made. Korean writing, photo taken in China long ago, I bet you an AI would know.

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago

Classic communism, stealing brilliant capitalist ideas again from Maxim coffee, except being the second time, Marx's second law states it must be a farce

[–] ObamaSama@hexbear.net 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The “god’s favored coffee” makes the slightest bit more sense as the Korean text on the top right is just “Mecca” but still incredibly odd

[–] xijinpingist@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I seem to remember it was made in Malaysia, come to think of it. For some reason all the coffee in China was from Malaysia back then. Korean Malay Chinglish. Boy, that was a time. You couldn't get a good cup of coffee anywhere, and I mean anywhere.
Still can't, honestly. It's all Americano.
A diluted espresso isn't coffee.

The state-owned enterprise making this after the revolution:

Starbucks logo inspired branding with Karl Marx in the center and inscribed around it 'Coffee for Everyone'

[–] dis_da_mor@anarchist.nexus 5 points 4 days ago

by Jesus Marx Christ...

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

Mmmm. Roasted bean water.