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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

I'm part of the 10% and no one is actually ready for the center. Remain ignorant, comrades. Trust me.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

This post makes me want to quit owls.

[–] greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How do you quit owls? I'd ask about hooters patches but I think those do something else.

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pretty sure hooters patches are a method of HRT.

[–] greyscale@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago

That was the fear, I'd rather keep those in the fridge for someone else who wants 'em.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

You cannot I won't allow it

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just follow owls around and wait for them to vomit up their spicy meatballs

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I cant do those. They are too spicy for me.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

You gotta work up to it. I'd suggest finding the little cinnamon balls that rabbits make first, good introduction to spicy food