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[–] devolution@lemmy.world 2 points 34 minutes ago

Tighter? Yes. But is she wet? Like what's the point of tightness if you're fucking sandpaper?

[–] KraeuterRoy@feddit.org 4 points 2 hours ago

Good for you, Lizzie...good for you.

[–] Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social 9 points 3 hours ago
[–] BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 4 points 2 hours ago

Is she the rusty gate girl from Red Dwarf?

[–] voidsignal@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Who's that ugly plastic bag?

Oh no, wait. I don't give a fuck.

[–] KneeTitts@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

English socialite, TV personality and former wife of footballer Jason Cundy

so basically nobody, but one time married somebody... apparenty

[–] voidsignal@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I don't know who the fuck is jason cundy either. And I told you, I don't give a fuck. Stop shoving useless knowledge to my brain :)

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 16 minutes ago (1 children)

Useless knowledge: a black hole can technically exist inside a super-massive star.

The gravity of the black hole pulls in hydrogen, the force of the hydrogen fusion and Hawking radiation pressure from the black hole try to push the hydrogen/star stuff out.

For awhile at least, with enough supply of hydrogen (that likely doesn't exist in a large concentrated enough supply), it can hold itself in balance as the biggest star you've never seen.

Note: take this with a grain of salt, this is my understanding of a kurzgesagt video I watched while high.

[–] voidsignal@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

That is not useless, compared to that dumb bitch here, and I already knew this :)

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 12 points 5 hours ago

Good lord, she is the epitome of mutton dressed as lamb.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

I would have gone with Fuzzy Cunty personally

[–] celeste@kbin.earth 11 points 5 hours ago

I don't know her so now this is the only thing I know about her. Yay? And I'm glad she doesn't make her sons take her nude pictures anymore?

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Squeaks? Sure sure, you're not covering for flatulence or anything. Or queefulence.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 46 minutes ago

Mmm, friction burns.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago
[–] 0ndead@infosec.pub 4 points 5 hours ago