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[–] Krem@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago

taking extreme precautions to ensure ideal pooping posture, then forgetting to pull down pants

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

WAIT WAIT

You have to sit in the FECAL POSITION.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of the squat toilet's power.

[–] davetortoise@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago

The objectively perfect toilet set-up. Better bowel alignment, easier to clean, more hygienic, cheaper, etc etc. Seat toilets are useful for disabled and elderly people, but beyond that they're beat

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Prop zone? More like drop zone

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Plop Zone*

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[–] axont@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

contorting into correct angle for maximum asshole dilation to ensure steady poop flow

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Standard Aussie toilet height is a bit lower but I'm not sure why I know the height of a commode in a place where people walk upside down.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Um I'm right side up, you gonna tell me you believe in some sorta "round" earth?! Madness.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How do you even walk on your head? It's right up there w New Zealand being a place that exists.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

I DON'T WALK ON MY HEAD YOU'RE DOING GLOBE NONSENSE

[–] RedWedding@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 days ago

This posture is life changing.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Prop zone for the poop throne

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i read the guy who invented the squatty potty is a child molester or something so that makes me suspicious of the entire field of research

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Seems like the FBI nabbed him for CSAM, yeah. Anecdotally, my poops go significantly more smoothly in that pseudo-squat position. And nothing beats actually squatting over a hole when it comes to biomechanics—that shit'll just slide right out.