taking extreme precautions to ensure ideal pooping posture, then forgetting to pull down pants
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WAIT WAIT
You have to sit in the FECAL POSITION.

omg he jus like me fr

Look what they need to mimic a fraction of the squat toilet's power.
The objectively perfect toilet set-up. Better bowel alignment, easier to clean, more hygienic, cheaper, etc etc. Seat toilets are useful for disabled and elderly people, but beyond that they're beat
Prop zone? More like drop zone
Plop Zone*
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contorting into correct angle for maximum asshole dilation to ensure steady poop flow
Standard Aussie toilet height is a bit lower but I'm not sure why I know the height of a commode in a place where people walk upside down.
Um I'm right side up, you gonna tell me you believe in some sorta "round" earth?! Madness.
How do you even walk on your head? It's right up there w New Zealand being a place that exists.
I DON'T WALK ON MY HEAD YOU'RE DOING GLOBE NONSENSE
This posture is life changing.
Prop zone for the poop throne
i read the guy who invented the squatty potty is a child molester or something so that makes me suspicious of the entire field of research
Seems like the FBI nabbed him for CSAM, yeah. Anecdotally, my poops go significantly more smoothly in that pseudo-squat position. And nothing beats actually squatting over a hole when it comes to biomechanics—that shit'll just slide right out.