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I speak English, I'm learning my heritage language Norwegian.

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[–] Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 1 points 28 minutes ago

English, bad english and worse Finnish.

Kidding, after 20 years in Finland my Finnish is just bad.

[–] Creegz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I natively speak English. I used to be somewhat competent for my age in French because as a child I was in French classes, I gave those up at some point due to a lack of interest. I've attempted to learn Mandarin, Korean, and German without much commitment. Now I'm learning Spanish which is coming along, but I lack confidence in it.

I suppose I also know Newfinese if that counts.

[–] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 0 points 2 hours ago

I know 2 languages I'm 100% confident. I know another one where I'm 75% confident that I'll understand and can reply in an understandable way. I know another one 25% I can get by for daily basic things. And I know one where I only know the swear words.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 5 hours ago

Native 'merican and immigrant Mexican

[–] Nibodhika@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Native: Spanish Fluent: Portuguese, English I can understand almost everything and can sort of speak it very badly: Italian, Catalan I know very basic things and could probably have survival level communication (although I would have to think hard since I haven't used either in years): Russian, German Know how to say random phrases, generally "Excuse me, I don't speak , do you speak English?": Finnish, French, Dutch.

Currently I'm focusing on learning Catalan.

[–] bufalo1973@piefed.social 3 points 9 hours ago

Native Spanish, very good Catalan, good English and some (not enough to speak them) Portuguese, Italian and French.

[–] Nebulous_Keito@thelemmy.club 2 points 10 hours ago

Bangla mainly and sometimes English but pretty less in daily life (I do understand more languages but I just don't speak them)

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

I want to say spanish, german and english, but the honest answer is none

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 9 points 1 day ago
class Answer {
  public static void main(String[] args) {
    System.out.println("Java");
  }
}

relevant songNANOWAR OF STEEL - HelloWorld.java

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 4 points 1 day ago

I only speak english and bad english

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 23 hours ago

English, and I have some very poor Gaeilge (Irish).

[–] ManixT@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] ChristerMLB@piefed.social 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Native Norwegian, fluent in English, can struggle through childrens' comic books in German and sort of get by in Egyptian Arabic (or at least I could back in the day, but it's been a while).

[–] may_be@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ChristerMLB@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

jada, det er noen av oss her :)

[–] PM_me_your_doggo@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

English, Russian, Serbo-Chroatian, a bit of Ukrainian. Very little of Deutsch.

[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Spanish native. I got bored with English so I moved on to learning Català 🤣

[–] Nibodhika@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

Sóc un home simple: veig català, dono un upvote.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Since Lemmy apparently has a ton of people who are bilingual — how do I as a 31 year old man that knows enough Spanish to say 'Thank you, where is the bathroom?' and frequently watches anime in subtitles gain another language? I'm open to all suggestions, except bad ones. Specifically I am interested in learning Mandarin because I hate myself.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I'm a native Cantonese and Mandarin speaker and I'll be brutally honest, you need a huge motivation, or else you will struggle to be fluent.

Not just because you like the aesthetics, or like the idea of being bilingual...

What are you gonna even use the language for.

For example, you might wanna learn Japanese for better experience enjoying Anime...

My parents came to the US as adults.

My dad has been in the US for... 16 years... still a non citizen and never really learned English

Meanwhile, mom needs it to do bussiness... investments... and stuff... so she has to learn it... She knows enough to become a citizen...

The biggest thing is IMMERSION. Even then, dad never learner it...

My parents barely understand me lol. Since I only know 2nd grade level of Chinese (Cantonese and Mandarin share similar vocaublary)... despite being a native speaker.

A westerner is gonna struggle a lot with the tones...

I was "luckly" enough to be just at the perfect time of 8 years old so I know enough basics of Chinese before emigraring... so my brain is in between two worlds.

If I was born in the US, idk if I could manage to learn it.

IMO Mandarin is gonna be tough since Chinese shows are sooo boring... soo cliche... predictable story is gonna kill the will to learn... (unless you love bad tv drama lol)

Ask your self: What are you gonna use Mandarin for? (Also: do you also wanna learn the writing too? Since its logographics, much harder.) Just as a trophy? Or actually gonna regularly have a use for it?

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Well, to answer your primary question — many of the people on the team I work with speak... it's either Cantonese or Mandarin, I think they told me Mandarin but I'm not entirely sure. It isn't something that would necessarily help me on a professional level, but it would help me on a personal level with many of them.

That's genuinely my motivation, I don't really care about 'seeming' bilingual — this is mostly to bring me closer to people who have helped me at work.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I mean the best way to achieve your goal of personal connection is just asking them to teach you.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I guess that's true, I have actually mentioned it to a few of my coworkers – they all had a reaction that more or less spoke 'there simply isn't enough time for that' lol.

Tangentially, there's also this bilibili show called ling long reincarnation that, whether I'm stupid for liking it or not, is awesome. The thing about it is that I've always felt like there's something lost in translation about the show, or there are themes that I'm simply unaware of due to... well an overall lack of knowledge about Chinese language and culture, I suppose.

Idk, full immersion would be best like you said — I just have no idea where I'd find that in California. I'm sure there are places, but then there's the extra layer of somehow finding enough time to actually absorb the language through immersion. Perhaps I'll just take up Spanish lol, I always did well in it in school and it's close enough to English. I think it would probably be much easier to find people who speak Spanish here.

So i'm fluent in English and a specific proto-sign language that as far as i know only a few hundred people sign. I can order food and ask where the toilet is in about 30-50 languages, depending on the day. My Spanish and German are rusty: i have production issues but my receptive is competent. All my other romance languages (except basque and romanian, i haven't looked at those at all) are decent enough to travel and make an ass of myself. My germanic and nordic languages are worse than my romance ones. Do not ask me anything in Afrikaans I will assume you are drunk.

A bit of English and some Japanese...

[–] DKKHGGGj@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Finnish, English and technically some Swedish. Technically because I refuse to talk it

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DKKHGGGj@sopuli.xyz 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Is a mandatory subject in school here. They can make me sit in class but not use it type of situation

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

But why refuse to use it?

[–] espentan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Norwegian, Swedish, German, English, some French and maybe enough Spanish to survive a week or two.

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[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

english, hungarian, some dutch. if I'm pressed, i also know a little german.

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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Just two, don't wanna say which for privacy reasons.

I do want learn Dutch though. I think it sounds whimsical, and I'd love to meet a Dutch woman that can beat my ass (i heard they're headstrong and dont take any shit).

[–] Samskara@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Native: German

Well: English, French

A little: Spanish, Esperanto, Latin

Able to understand partially: Swedish, Dutch, Portuguese, Italian

A couple of phrases: Czech, Ukrainian, Polish, Hebrew, Arabic, Japanese

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

American English with a specialty in the dialect of American Regulatory Legalese.

Spanish, Arabic, and Irish I used to be able to read and write, but was always terrible at understanding any of them spoken.

I learned bits of German by proxy from having friends stationed at Heidelberg.

[–] Tuuktuuk@nord.pub 24 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Finnish, German, English, Ukrainian, Estonian, Swedish, Latvian, Dutch, Lithuanian, Russian, Polish, Spanish, French. A little Italian and Portuguese as well. I did manage to explain some simple things in Czech some days ago, and I can read south-Slavic languages surprisingly well. And often decipher the main point of a text in Romanian.

Almost no Hungarian or Mandarin, though very simple questions are possible anyway. And then of course I can read Norwegian and Danish reasonably well, because if you know Swedish, English, German and Dutch, you already know Danish. And for a similar reason, Slovak goes.

I can speak less than five words of Albanian, Basque, Greek, Welsh, Breton, any Gaelic language or any Sámi language. Those are something should probably learn a bit, at least.

[–] illi@piefed.social 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Perhaps asking which languages you don't speak woulf work better in your case, holly shit.

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