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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

LONG BEANIS

long beanis

LONG BEANIS

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

Long beanis is long

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

ime calling the fucken COPS on this IDIOT

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

I seen him on my ring camera and i had to make sure everyones on the lookout for this SUSPICIOUS individual

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

long beanis is long xD

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago
[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

Chinese Long Beanis

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

damn I've never seen this with so many pixels. its so vivid lol.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

Is this the :long-beanis: emote I've been waiting for??

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago

We need a longcat emoji, except it's beanis and it goes even longer.

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

We don't have to stop here.

When I wake up tomorrow and check hexbear, I know what I want to see.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[–] Salah@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I can see in his evil eyes he wants to destroy the world. His creation will be the first of a chain of events that will lead to the shut down of hexbear.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Who are you to speak prophecy of the Beanis?

State your true name.

[–] Salah@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I am only a messenger, my name is irrelevant.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

More dark tidings. What can it mean? thonk bean-think stonks-down

[–] screwthisdumbcrap@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

Beanis extension

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

dr. robotnik's mean beanus ex machinus

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 4 days ago

just realised this looks quite a lot like a gosh darn cheeto

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 4 days ago

Beanhissssss the Snake