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Federal Cyber Experts Thought Microsoft’s Cloud Was “a Pile of Shit.” They Approved It Anyway. (www.propublica.org)

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[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 minutes ago

As opposed to the other Microsoft products that are not piles of shit?

These are dire issues for the military. I would wager if we attacked China like we did Iran and Venezuela, it would not go well for us, thanks to the pervasiveness of Microsoft and its lack of security.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

That's because other clouds are even bigger piles of shit

[–] TheAsianDonKnots@lemmy.zip 4 points 32 minutes ago

Looking at you AWS US East-1

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 1 points 29 minutes ago

Could be worse. Could be Oracle.