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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 29 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My comment from another thread: https://startrek.website/comment/16491624

tl;dr: tiny production, would be astonished if they got $6k out of it, and that's not counting time, props, transportation, etc.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Great so Luigi gets his namesake used, and doesnt get anything out of it?

Just because the dudes in jail doesn't mean he should be taken advantage of.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 years ago

It's illegal for him to proffit off of murder, assuming he's convicted. Until he is convicted, still, no such profits could be used in his defense. He's welcome to sue if he's found not guilty though.

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 2 points 2 years ago

Are you going to pay him for using his name in this comment?

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 4 points 2 years ago
[–] zo0@programming.dev 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They should sell a single VIP seat for $1bn

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 years ago

And that seat dumps the occupant down a chute into a fiery pit like in Dr Evil's lair

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Ford's theater is the perfect venue for it.

[–] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is it interactive like the rocky horror picture show? Can we throw toilet paper at the CEO?

[–] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Its set after his arrest, so I doubt the CEO is in it.

The prison guards, however..

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 12 points 2 years ago

that was fast

[–] xc2215x@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I can see why it would sell out.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Damn I live pretty close hope I can go check that out I bet it's ridiculous.

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh but the story isn't over yet...

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Already a hero, just for hanging out with me at my place all week.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

it's more of a commentary of the medical, entertainment, and tech industry and it's at a theatre that seats <100 but yes

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Not interested in it. What I want to know is where are all the copycats?