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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

This is like an oil company saying you will need more oil.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

it's funny because I can run a coral TPU on 4gb that can identify obstacles in live streams.

I'm a fucking genius for figuring it out. make me the CTO of Micron and I will share my knowledge.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

The RAM cartel says things need to use more RAM. ...k

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I literally don't want self driving cars. Fucking stop.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What the hell does the President of France know about RAM!? /s

[–] Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

No no no no no! That's Emmanuel MAcron! This is his little brother, Emmanuel MIcron!

[–] sleet01@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

Ah, yes, the ol' "X needs 300 of whatever it is I sell" gambit.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

This is not credible. A self promoting stock pump and dump PR. Vision AI models are smaller than text models. They do need fast/faster GPUs, but less memory. Very narrow purposed AI/Neural Network models need less memory because the memory is more about storing facts than logic/reasoning capability. LLM breakthroughs in benchmark score/GB are currently having more gains by smaller models than frontier largest models. 32gb is a reasonable ceiling for memory requirement. Robots can swap in task specific AI models as well.

[–] SulaymanF@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

Comma AI can do it with far far less.

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Is their ram going to become the new catalytic converters

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago

Nah, it just needs a team of Indian guys to step in whenever the collision alarms go off.

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Didn’t Musk promise like a decade ago that Tesla self driving would run fine on their “hardware v2” computer, then a few years later that it would require v3, and then v4 before he finally stopped making such promises?

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Micron make RAM. I don't think we should give any more credence to their claims than we do to Elon's. Their goal here is to pump their share price, nothing more.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 21 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Whoever at micron that said this is obviously some novel kind of idiot.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Old kinda idiot. Marketing Dept pumping stock with "white paper".

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 day ago
[–] vane@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago (12 children)

I imagine pople stealing RAM from cars.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

no, they'll just buy RAMDoubler!

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Like catalytic converters?

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[–] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 74 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"You know that thing we sell? Buy a shitload of it."

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[–] mrmaplebar@fedia.io 20 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Jesus. People are still talking about self-driving cars?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

People still think we'll be driving them on Mars. Elon Musk had incredible penetration with idiots.

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (10 children)

This is an idea that should be shelved for a good 20-30 years, honestly.

We'd need global collaboration to come up with a universal standard applied to all cars (regardless of price). If it can't be a standard, then it's a bullshit idea. Competing standards and companies simply means abandoned tech everywhere and everything, thinking their tech is best, nothing works together, issues across the board, and high cost to customers.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We should just build walkable cities. It doesn’t even require any new knowledge, we can start right now and there are even many places in the US, the shittest of us all, where there’s honestly nothing really stopping us.

Self-driving cars are dumb because they are a tonne of work to ultimately solve zero problems when we could do basically nothing special and improve everyone’s lives within our lifetimes.

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[–] BaraCoded@literature.cafe 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Each will also need a portable nuclear reactor and a swimming pool filled with the blood of innocents and ice cubes made out of children's tears, for cooling purposes.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 97 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

No no no. See, this is why AI is so fucked up. It doesn't matter if it's human or driverless. Cars aren't supposed to RAM anything!!!

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They should dodge not ram.

[–] confuser@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Not enough dodge too much RAM 👌

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm reading that headline as: Major electronics company explains why self driving cars and home robots will be unaffordable.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 89 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Obviously a company that makes RAM will say RAM is important, what else would we expect?

I'd love to know what Waymo vehicles have though.

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[–] ItsMeSpez@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Shovel vendor forecasts massive uptick in hole digging.

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We went to the moon with Kbs and now cars need Gbs?

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 days ago

There is a lot less traffic/pedestrians in space.

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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

They think that makes them sound smart and important.

It actually makes them sound incompetent.

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