I thought that was an old Internet rumor, like the one where Marilyn Manson removed ribs to give himself head...
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He’s about 15 years older than her.
Jagged Little Pill is such a great album.
Not a single, even barely moderate tune on it. Bangers all the way.
I want you to know
That I'm happy for you
I wish nothing, but
The best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me?
Would she go down on you in a theatre?
Does she speak eloquently?
And would she have your baby?
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother
'Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide
No, and every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told
Me you'd hold me until you died?
'Til you died, but you're still alive
And I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
You seem very well
Things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well
I thought you should know
Did you forget about me
Mr. Duplicity? I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
But it was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you fuck her
'Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide
No, and every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me
You'd hold me until you died?
'Til you died, but you're still alive
And I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
'Cause the joke that you laid in the bed that was me
And I'm not gonna fade as soon as you close your eyes
And you know it
And every time I scratch my nails
Down someone else's back, I hope you feel it
Now can you feel it?
'Cause I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
Why I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know
🤘🤘
About 8 years after that song came out, one of my uncles saw the CD in my truck, pointed at that song on the case, and exclaimed, "Holy shit! Have you ever paid attention to the words in that song?!" Uhh, yup.
Cut. It. Out. ✌️☝️👍
My parents had a neighborhood grocery store when I was a kid. Our house only had a single bathroom, so often, I'd be getting ready for school at the same time she was getting ready to go into work, and we'd both be in the bathroom. I'd finish my shower, and be wrapping up in my towel behind the curtain, while she'd be doing her hair in the mirror, having imaginary arguments with "bitchy customers." - At least that was her answer when I finally asked her what the deal was with her arguing into the mirror in the morning.
Who what now?
That's Dave Coulier, best known for his role on Full House. It has long been rumored that Alannis Morissettte wrote the song "You Oughta Know" about him, though it has never been confirmed.
Shes had sharp quips about Dave over the years, and the timelines work out.
She dated Ryan Reynolds for years too. She clealry has a thing for comedians.
I don't like to brag or anything, but my mom said I'm pretty funny.
Uncle Joey must’ve been packin
Holy shit. I never knew that. Oof.
Mullet goals
‘cept nope. That’s not Glen Ballard.
Wait, I know that voice. Oh, God. The image of Dave Coulier’s face twisted in ecstasy as he moaned like Popeye flashed through my head, and I nearly crashed my car. I flipped a U-turn and headed back to return the movie.
Thanks. I didn't know that I didn't need to have that image in my mind. Now I do.
Hey Crabman!
Hey Earl!
Wow, for some reasons my brain had locked that guy in as Jeff Daniels.
Most generic white guys look pretty similar so it's an easy mistake to make.
Source: am a generic white guy