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[–] M137@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I drunkenly did this once, my two friends who were a couple at the time were arguing and one was absolutely in the wrong. It was NOT a good idea, I regretted it immediately and just left, then called and apologised to both if them.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 3 points 21 hours ago

Wrong move.

Should have stayed for the post-argument sex.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

As an uber driver I frequently play judge/referee in couples’ arguments

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You're treading (driving) a dangerous path friend.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

If it was something light hearted, sure. I still remember the Uber driver who got between my wife and I over if Die Hard is a Christmas movie. It was a great ride.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 20 hours ago

Just so you know, it is. And Krampus is a better Christmas movie. Show it to young kids for extra fun.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I bet you have stories.

[–] Huschke@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

You can just join someone having sex when YOU want to? Interesting.

[–] MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 45 points 1 day ago

I joined an argument of strangers once. It was a couple that was loudly arguing about how long it takes to get ready and blah blah blah. The lady was SCREAMING at this guy because he was annoyed they had been late for their reservation due to how long she took to get ready.

After about 10 minutes of them going back and forth there was a pause and since they were sitting right behind my table a comment just escaped my lips: "Sounds like he was ready on time though". I hadn't said it super loud but it wasn't exactly as whisper, but the lady heard me and she just LOST it.

When she turned to start yelling at our table she found all 4 of us were in agreement with her man and she was the one in the wrong and then when she got up to storm off she yelled "ITS RUDE TO LISTEN TO OTHER PEOPLES CONVERSATIONS" at our whole table. At that moment a guy at another table across the restaurant yelled "it's rude to have a loud argument that the whole restaurant has to listen to". That lady turned bright red and stormed off.

I do hope that guy got out of that relationship... She seemed like a real nightmare.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Never get involved in a couple’s argument

The person at fault will scapegoat you

Having said that you can look to polyamory for the emotional support threesome

[–] ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You never get invited to join a couple's argument? It's never fun and you should always decline.

[–] raltoid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah, based on parties I attended in my twenties: I can testify that while reality show couple fights are usually exaggerated, that stuff actually does happen.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 66 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You'd have a blast as a child of divorced parents

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Could be worse, could be child of parents that should really get divorced, but don't because of the kids

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 5 points 1 day ago

Still get to deal with most of the same shit, but the repressed perma-denial TV-marriage version, through the entirety of their developing years, and then never get the chance to see what an authentic healthy relationship looks like? Sign me up!

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

? So I've been separated from my ex for over a year, and we've argued exactly 3 times.

My son is even mad that we don't fight anymore and we now can move back in together because we're happy again.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Then don't feel the need to take my comment personal

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I guess I wasn't taking it personally rather I was surprised this was your experience. More often than not ive heard from friends their lives got much easier without the two of them arguing all the time after they separated.

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Your experience absolutely isn't universal. There are millions of us with mental health issues directly related to our parents divorce and their behavior after separating.

It's super common for parents to use their children as middlemen in their arguments once they're separated, as well as trying to turn the child against the other parent.

I'm glad your divorce was different, though.

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[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

This is the correct way to divorce. You meet the "right" person. Buold a friendship. Get married. Doesn't work. Divorce.

Verses getting married too fast or not building a good friendship. Then falling apart and doing a angry divorce. Shame to bring kids into that.

Talk to your partner people. Many things can be solved or made better with a little work. Then if it doesn't work you split. Learn to listen and communicate.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 74 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

me against my wife

me and my wife against her boyfriend

me, my wife, and my wife's boyfriend against the stranger who just butted in with "Actually..."

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 points 21 hours ago

In that situation, gotta call up the whole squad.

Your boy. Your boy's wife. Your boy's wife's boyfriend....

[–] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

I believe you are talking about couples therapy.

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It happens all the time! Probably more often than actual sexual threesoms and likely more often after one!

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Most of the time you can't just join a couple having sex either...

Like, if you just stumbled across a couple people doing the sideways tango in the woods; they probably aren't going to just let you strip down and join in.

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I have seen a lot of video proof, claiming the opposite. In particular, this happens very often to certain jobs such as plumbers, security guards and job interviewers

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 31 points 2 days ago

If you don't want people to join in, don't have sex in public!

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can. The problem is that you can never tell what the outcome will be.

You pick the right argument and the right couple : sex

You pick the wrong one : bullet

There's a lot in between those two, and you're rolling the dice

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Either way there's a possibility of dying doing what you love.

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

One time I loved with my roommate... and his ex wife. It was sort of amicable (obviously), but sometimes the arguments weren't. I usually stayed out of it if possible, but sometimes not.

And sometimes when it was lower stakes I would just poke at them for fun.

[–] Event_Horizon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's nice to be reminded that malice is not a completely human trait.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

You ever see that monkey fucking with the tiger? Let me see...

Here it is

[–] wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Lol it kinda is.

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Consent is everything.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If an argument is in public it's fair game.

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[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

that's what the internet is for, it's all one big threesome

[–] Rin@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

No, a big threesome

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Every time I hear cuddle puddle, I think of multiple people oiled up and snuggling. Maybe it's the puddle word.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Puddle triggers the image of a liquid. It helps if you've seen one.

Have you tried asking the couple for their consent? If they like it, why not?

[–] r4venw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

I wonder if they sell that service at the argument clinic

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 21 hours ago

What the hell is even that?!?

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This sounds like an actual nightmare

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[–] essell@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

This is why I'm training as a couples therapist

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