this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2026
26 points (100.0% liked)

badposting

795 readers
241 users here now

badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

There is no one depressed or curious enough on earth that would buy these, right? Does stuff like this even sell?

all 16 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

And Christ thought he had it bad

[–] dadarobot@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago

Id probably buy that. Capitalism's last hold on me is fucked up food colabs. Sorry, am sorry.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Eh, I'll wait until Woolworths releases Takis inspired lamingtons.

[–] shath@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

burger innovation at it's finest

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

honk cross bun

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No! We're engaging in mortal combat now!

Pulls guard on you

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dort's fighting style was cooler in the manga smuglord

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

flails about on the floor to asset dominance, I could totally get up if I wanted to, really, I'm not stuck

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

The saddest part of this is seeing Coles at the top. I thought we hadn't reached those levels of burgerbrain yet