this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2026
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't like it but this is a bad post so it's permitted

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wow. IM speechless. Looking the other way while our nautiloid comrades are under siege. I expected more from the Hexbear mod team. I think I will take my business somewhere else in future.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I expected more from the Hexbear mod team

You expect me to remove a bad post from badposting, giving the poster evidence that their post is not bad?

You want me to say that i think a post that's anti-nautilus is good? Do you?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago
[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago

i-spil-my-jice THIS IS SECTARIAN NAUTILUS POSTING

[–] bunnossin@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

how could hexbear have fallen so far... to think anti-nautilism would be allowed here.....

[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is the rule against anti-nautlism still intact, or was a different comm?

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's in my little fiefdom, but I have no power here. Other than just saying "GOOD post (emoji)"

[–] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

@nautilus@hexbear.net, get a load of this shit

[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago
[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago
[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

That's a Pokémon

[–] RuthBaderGonesburg@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago
[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

this is Nautili erasure

[–] BatsAreRats@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

Fucked up post OP

Reported.

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago
[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I have reported you to the ADL (Aquatic Defense League)

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] cattish@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I never really found a good use for them. By the time I get around to taming one, I already have a riptide trident, depth strider, and respiration, making them kind of superfluous.