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[–] Hafty@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This is at a restaurant. Someone paid money for cheese and raw onion on bread. What are we doing here?

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably drinking first and eating secondarily

[–] something_random_tho@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

There’s not enough booze in the world to make me rawdog an onion like this.

[–] vivendi@programming.dev 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Funny. We Iranians almost always eat raw onions alongside food, but everyone in the west seems to hate them unless it's dripping with 6 liters of frying oil

[–] expr@programming.dev 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It really depends. Raw onions are common on hot dogs, burgers, salads, and various other foods.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait wait wait wait. You guys put raw onion on hotdogs and burgers? Not fried onions?

[–] EvilMe@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Brit here, but we put any style of onion on and in anything, raw onion, fried onion, pickled onion, caramelized onion or onion chutney, take your pick.

[–] executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's a pub not a restaurant

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's the same damn thing

There's only so many words in the English language for "a place you can get a meal at", you wanna go over em all?

And yes I've been to actual midcountry pubs, they're bars with good dining space usually situated in a village so people can walk there. They often have playgrounds, fuckin, somehow.

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They're absolutely not. A pub primarily sells beer, salted peanuts, and if they're feeling fancy, a bread roll with stuff in it. A restaurant sells meals with plates and cutlery and has one or two crap lagers available. A gastropub does food and beer but both are crap and are twice as expensive.

If you're in an actual real pub, have had a handful of pints, this food is perfect, and ideally costs less than half a pint.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Blah blah blah blah

At the end of the day it's a BUSINESS with a KITCHEN, a staff, and a dining area. When Americans say "it's a restaurant" that's what we mean.

I get the historical context. But you can't define a pub in a business plan in any way that won't leave me going "it's a restaurant". "It's a neighborhood social gathering place for people to drink and eat and play!" Yeah I get it bro, it's a bar.

I know bar owners on both sides of the pond, you won't fool me. In fact, i kinda hope you try. I was just in Nottingham for two weeks in November. Mfer you don't go to the Midcountry IN WINTER unless you're learning something.

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is a hot dog stand a restaurant?

It's a business with a kitchen, staff (1 person) and a dining area on occasion (foldable plastic chairs and tables).

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world -1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That seems like an argument the courts are hearing. How does the legal definition of "restaurant" require "dining space"? Ed: tou seem to have edited since my reply. I say yes, a food truck is a restaurant.

My point is, when Americans colloquially say "restaurant" they mean "any dining establishment". We can piss and fight over semantics but what yall got are bars across from schools.

Ah, Americans. I see the misunderstanding now.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

that looks amazing, imma make one tonight

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i'm a liar and I didn't make the sammich. I forgot this was the plan and I got rum instead.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 points 1 month ago

Understandable. Can't argue either way. I'm over 50, both choices might kill me and I completely approve.

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks drier than Ben Shaprio's wife. Jesus Christ, man... Couldn't you lube it up with some condiments or something? This criminal act you call a sandwich should come with a choking hazard label.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The concept of putting condiments into sandwiches so that they're not dry AF hasn't made it to large parts of Europe.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We use butter. It also helps that our bread isn't absolutely disgusting.

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 month ago

Still dry AF dude. Europe is good at many things, sandwhiches aren't one of them. Just take the L.