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[–] Ch3rry314@piefed.social 12 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 24 minutes ago) (1 children)

The spacecraft that took astronauts to the Moon used the Apollo Guidance Computer, developed by MIT's Instrumentation Laboratory.

Clock speed: Approximately 1 MHz
Memory: About 64 KB total
Word size: 16-bit architecture
Power consumption: About 55 watts
[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 hour ago

...how does 36KB RAM and 72KB ROM give you a total of 64KB?

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2 points 38 minutes ago

So, just like here on Earth then.

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 3 points 53 minutes ago

I would not sit in anything running Microslop shit.

[–] Airfried@piefed.social 10 points 2 hours ago

Not the best... outlook.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Should have used women with pencils again instead of MicroSlop.

https://www.nps.gov/articles/000/places-of-hidden-figures.htm

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] faltryka@lemmy.world 92 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

Why the fuck would you use windows in mission critical spaces.

[–] abcd@feddit.org 8 points 53 minutes ago

Imagine: You are the first human approaching the moon for a landing since 50+ years. Just a couple of seconds before touchdown the PC starts rebooting because an engineer clicked remind me later on earth and the PC registered that nobody moved the mouse or pressed a key for more than 3 nanoseconds so the user is surely AFK and has definitely nothing important going on so let’s close all open documents and reboot 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] amateurcrastinator@lemmy.world 13 points 2 hours ago

There was a slight miscommunication at the fabrication stage. The requirement was to include windows and now they are in a windowless tube with two not functioning outlook accounts. Honest mistake, could happen to anyone

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 70 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Uhhh so they can see where they are

[–] Whitebrow@lemmy.world 26 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

To have a nice Outlook on things

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 11 points 4 hours ago

Idk, if I go to space I def want windows ... operated by trained, reliable penguins.

[–] Arcanoloth@lemmy.ml 48 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Nice April 1st. I mean that'd be almost as ridiculous as running nuclear subs on Windows, right? Long EOL'd versions at that, eh?

rustles papers

Oh.

[–] mech@feddit.org 20 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] PhatalFlaw@lemmy.world 17 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

On the stream you could very easily see his PIN code being put in, hopefully it's limited to that device!

[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Shit, I left my 2FA device at home!

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 hour ago

"please provide fingerprint to verify"

Looks at glove

"Fuck"

[–] mech@feddit.org 10 points 4 hours ago

I think that's the point of PINs. Otherwise they'd just be very, very shitty MS account passwords.

[–] Arcanoloth@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] mech@feddit.org 9 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

Of course a submarine's systems won't be connected to the internet, but using a Windows base with a "Custom Support Agreement" still gives a private US corporation the power to cripple their subs.
IMO something so critical to defense should be built by British developers, and based on OpenBSD.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

gives a private US corporation the power to cripple their subs.

You, umm, probably shouldn't look up who maintains the trident missiles those subs carry...

[–] mech@feddit.org 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Are they maintained by a private corporation?

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 hour ago

I bet it’s Adobe. Turns out making or maintaining nukes isn’t really that hard or expensive. It’s just the subscription to Adobe Apocalypse that’s the real blocker for most economies.

[–] Arcanoloth@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

I agree, but then I'm one of those really hardcore libre-software-only nutcases ;-)

EDIT: Though, to be fair, the Trident Missiles they carry are US-made, too, so...

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Ha! They used to run Unix.

Or ..so I hear.

[–] qaz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

They use Debian on the ISS

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 51 minutes ago

It would be catastrophic to have windows on a space station

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 104 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The question is do they have a Copilot?

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 35 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I hope not. If they ask it to summarize the email that Houston sends them, it could be a disaster.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 3 points 50 minutes ago

I hope not. If they ask it to summarize the email that Houston sends them, ~~it could~~ will be a disaster.

FTFY

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 26 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Heresy, using an actual AGI example. Also, Dave did nothing wrong. It's always the humans that screw things up. (2010 for reference)

Unpopular opinion - both SkyNet and the AI in The Matrix were also not in the wrong. I think The Animatrix documents why that's true in that particular franchise. Again, it's the humans. Hell, maybe even Ultron had a few good points, he just went insane in the first microseconds trying to rationalize it all.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Thanos was right in theory, incorrect in execution.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Thanos was wrong in theory.

Halving all life doesn't change the life to resources ratio. Even halving all sapient life doesn't solve anything when populations will just continue to grow.

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 60 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Why do they have any Microslop software?

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago

Because a Microsoft sales rep bought a prostitute and cocaine for some senator.

[–] SuiXi3D@fedia.io 14 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Very likely that some degree of funding came from MS, usage of MS software is likely part of the contract.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 33 points 4 hours ago

My question exactly: The computers should be purpose-built, including the operating system.

Why TF aren't they using something like NASA Linux‽

If they made it open source you bet your ass they'd get shittons of free support from the global community! If they're running my software I'd be willing to hop on a call with the command center on any day at any hour!

"Yes, I know it's Christmas but NASA is having some trouble with a systemd script on a space ship that's currently in space..."

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

Maybe they should have looked out for themselves.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 hours ago

I've worked for a lot of companies throughout my life and admittedly I've never worked in the space industry, but practically everywhere just hosts our own damn email, why are they using Microsoft accounts?

[–] aMockTie@piefed.world 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 52 minutes ago
[–] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I’m guessing it’s one of two things:

It could be two shortcuts to outlook. One might actually be Outlook classic.

Another issue could be a dreaded dual mailbox scenario that occurs when an hybrid on-premises user account gets a mailbox in exchange online before their on-prem account has its attributes created. It’s annoying to deal with and fix.

I’m curious as to what the issue is and how they fix it. I would assume that latency and bandwidth are a big problem and they have WAN acceleration going on, which can cause some apps to bug out.

I actually helped Riberbed identify and fix a bug with Exchange optimization that took 4 years to fix. The tech I worked with for about a year when we identified it called me up 3 years later to tell me himself that they fixed and closed it.

[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago

Judging by the two Outlooks installed on my cooperate machine I'm guessing Outlook and Outlook (classic) are the two installed... Though they could have "Outlook for Windows" installed too as I see it offering it to me via the Windows store.

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 20 points 5 hours ago

Haha! Space travel, meet rolling releases.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago

They didn't pay their subscription fees, obviously. Duh.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 0 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

(I only read the title) So that is within the allowed tolerance of working parameters bcs they never performed better during testing either.