I give them a 45% chance of coming back
this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2026
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Shoulda installed Thunderbird
Space Force TV show continues to fulfill the prophecy.
Why in the everliving fuck would NASA put ANYTHING Microsoft into a spacecraft?
Because Gates fucked Children with the President on Epstein’s Island…
It's almost as if this bullshit project was just pork barrelling for overpriced contracts.
Its a personal device
They are going to space to seed the cloud
The Apollo 13 movie sequel will be wild...
It seems you have problems with running your multi billion dollar rocket. Would you like me to help you with that?
Don't worry, the Microsoft ~~spyware~~ telemetry will tell them what went wrong.
If only there were low-bandwidth, straight-forward, well tested email clients.....
Also known as "nominal outlook performance"
Microsoft, because sucking only on one planet isn't enough..
they rely on microsoft?!?
holy shit, and here i thought the job is dangerous as is.
This is just… so perfectly emblematic of where we are as a society.
The rare occasion when "It's not rocket science!" means it's harder.
... it would be pretty ~~funny~~ magnificent if the engineers would (have to) talk them through how to deMicroSlop themselves & install foss OS & foss apps.
They have more than enough time.
What a surprise. Microslop
embarrassing.
See? They're just like us!
It is yet to be confirmed if it is Outlook specifically that is the issue or something else.
To use a workplace example one of our purchase terminals disconnected but we fixed it by unplugging and plugging back in the network cable. Making the issue Hardware instead of software
Having a hardware solution to a problem doesn't mean you had a hardware problem. You might have had a software problem that could be solved with hardware.
Basic example: I had an issue with the controls in a game, where I kept accidentally pressing the Windows key which swapped me to a different view. I'd say having the OS swap programs is a software problem.
My solution was to remove that keycap so I'd stop pressing it. The "proper" solution was some esoteric key press combination that disabled the Windows key.