mom says i can't talk to you :(
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that's okay I'm used to it
Omelas kid vs Frisco Kid, who wins?
I'm pretty emaciated ngl
What if the Omelas kid had bad vibes?
your vibes do lowkey worsen after torture
What’s it like being the only one not clocked out on Drooz all the time?
can't really speak to things that I haven't had
just walk out! you can leave!
work
social thing
omelas
if it sucks... hit da bricks
can't. In the hole
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
So, erm, funny thing: we were crunching some numbers and turns out - the whole dungeon thing? Not needed after all. We could have just had a utopia this whole time, no catch. Can't believe no one noticed this, doesn't even make sense in hindsight. Now isn't that the silliest thing?
ok 
can I go now
It wouldn't be fair to the Omelas kids of the past if we stopped now. We have to get a meeting together to discuss the potential EV of the change. Go ahead and get a slide deck ready to talk about brand risk, ripple effects on the market, employee overhead, and all the good stats that I like. I need it by Wednesday to be ready for the pre meeting where I'll rope in marketing and HR on this.
It's my turn now
don't force yourself out of pity but also please god get me out of here
hey asshole
I want my treats 
sorry my handlers aren't here one sec
bashes my head against the wall
did that help
How is it like to know your purpose in life?
content in theory disappointed in practice
It was a pretty mean prank to pretend to be an abused kid in a dungeon. Now a lot of people are leaving the city. Care to explain yourself?
sorry
All is forgiven
Given your particular situation, where do you stand on the trolley problem given you're the one on the train track?
idk I'm not the lever guy ask them that's their decision
They have cell coverage in the hole now? Smh my head everyone's on their phone now
they let me have a phone because it's also torturous
So are you bankrolling the city as like a humiliation fetish thing or what
not allowed to feel pleasure sorry
Should I walk away or not
if it soothes your soul to do so