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[–] UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

The public hearing for possible action will be here for those in the area:

April 8th, 4:00pm

405 W College Street Jonesborough, TN, 37659

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 months ago

lol wtf

oh yeah, this is America

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)
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[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Conservatives are all pedophiles. This cannot be stressed enough.

[–] bold_omi@lemmy.today 7 points 2 months ago

Not all of them, but an uncannily high number.

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Someone should take one for the team and run for school board member, just to replace that creep. Seriously!

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Let me guess.

Evangelical MAGA Republican?

"I'm so surprised," said no one ever.

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

See what happens when a nations leaders dont hold anyone in power accountable for their actions? Rampant shit like this goes unchecked and our children are left vulnerable. These people think it's okay to do what they're doing because their leaders do it and its fine.

Fuck the king pedophile and all the pedophile protectors for allowing this shit to happen countless times with little repercussions.

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[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 months ago

"Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're like... really hot."

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I've been to Tennessee, the most churches I've ever seen, seemed to be one on every block. Checks out.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"Where do you go to school at?" Poor grammar too. Unacceptable behavior for any school administration. Out with him.

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[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago

To be fair, this is what I expected from Tennessee. I'm not shocked.

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