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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 168 points 5 hours ago (9 children)

“God, you’re hot. Do you know that? Where do you go to school at?”

How do you possible make this worse? Ask them where they wll be later.

Not calling for violence but how does this not get you tarred and feather in the parking lot?

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 26 points 4 hours ago (5 children)

Not calling for violence

the reason this keeps happening is because people refuse to call for violence against filth like this

[–] Tiresia@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 hours ago

He's a symptom. Violence against the idiots who can't help but say the quiet part out loud on camera won't stop the millions that do manage to keep the most blatant statements contained to men's spaces.

What we need is a culture of nuanced introspection and personal growth, where people like him can admit that they're pigs without it destroying their lives or moral standing, instead being a first step towards rehabilitation. Women and girls deserve to be kept safe from him and boys deserve better teachers, so he wouldn't be able to work in education until he has done a lot of personal growth, but violence is just scapegoating.

Of course if the state threatens violence unless you pay taxes that pay for people like him to endanger women, then you can engage in organized mutual self-defense. Hard to get to that culture of personal growth otherwise.

In the mean time, people are entitled to organised mutual self-defense against him, which might also include violence but probably won't.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 54 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Here's why:

"Boys will be boys."

"He's not wrong, she is hot."

"Little slut deserves it for dressing like that."

"Why didn't I think of this? I wonder if he has any videos."

"Note to self: accept his 4th of July pool party invitation this year."

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 23 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Pedophiles are praise worthy unless you are trying to make it big on the Internet, then you beat up random people who cant fight back and pretend they are this guy.

Everyone is willingly living a hypocritical lie these days.

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)
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[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

"Protecting the children" is always a cover.

[–] VampirePenguin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Ugh, the south

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 132 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

anyone else in that room who did not immediately stand up and drag this douche out by the ear is complicit.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 91 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Didnt hear them laughing at it and the one older lady going "ohhh you" as if he does this all the time to children?
Cause they are accpeting of it. It comes from being bigger than the allegations.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 25 points 4 hours ago (5 children)

as if he does this all the time to children?

It wasn't just "a child", it was a fellow board member. Guy has zero respect for the office, the students, or women generally speaking.

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[–] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 59 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The petition may be found here:

https://www.change.org/p/fire-jerry-boyd-and-keith-ervin-from-washington-county-board-of-education

Let's do our part, dear friends. And see you on the streets on Mayday at the next protest!

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 55 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

They also have a phone number you can call about the fact there is a school board member, Keith Ervin, who already was not allowed into schools unsupervised because of his sexual comments towards children before this event.

423-753-1100

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 10 points 3 hours ago

Ppl responsible for his appointment should/need to suffer consequences too.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 17 points 4 hours ago
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 82 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (6 children)

But think of the children!

These are the same people who push things like age verification, and banning porn. The really worse part about this, despite his hand-waving “I didn’t mean to offend anyone” bullshit, is that this apparently has become so normalized that this has become something that is taking a large amount of effort and time to resolve (if it ever gets resolved).

In any normal timeline, this a) would have never happened so publicly, and 2) he would’ve been immediately removed and stepped down in shame.

But here we are: the Dark Ages pt. 2. Their masks are off, and they are leaving their shame behind. This is our new normal.

[–] Killer57@lemmy.ca 17 points 4 hours ago

Oh, he's thinking of the children alright.

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[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 105 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Wow, that's... that's pretty cut-and-dry. Like honestly what the fuck? How the hell did literally no one stop that meeting right then and there?

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 63 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

He only wrapped his arm around her and asked where a ~~hot~~ child could be found later...

She was in no immediate danger. Didnt you hear the school board's statement?

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[–] UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago

The public hearing for possible action will be here for those in the area:

April 8th, 4:00pm

405 W College Street Jonesborough, TN, 37659

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 28 points 5 hours ago

What’s wild is they don’t get what’s wrong about this. “It was meant to be complimentary” “was in no immediate danger”. Fucking what?

1: that phrasing directed at an underage student your responsible for 2: the follow up with “what school do you go to?” As if he’s gonna look her up later

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 18 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (3 children)

Ok, I've said this before and I will say it again. If you want to find someone who has a drive to do something they shouldn't you look for the jobs that allow them to do so without much oversight/consequence or where it is actively incentivised. Are you a profit driven sociopath? Corporate management/executive will treat you just right. Wish to do violence to people, maybe specifically brown people? The police and the military got you covered. Want to diddle kids? The implicit permission and authority of the priesthood, teacher, school admin/board member gets you a ton of access and assumed innocence.

That does not mean that every person who works in corporate is a sociopath, that every soldier is a violent racist, and that every priest is a pedophile. But if you ARE a sociopath, violent racist, or pedophile, you can see how those jobs might appeal to you and so you are certainly going to find more of those kinds of people in those professions than elsewhere.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

The problem is how the institutions deal with it. If they try to cover it up, the whole institution is complicit.

Take the Boy Scouts for example. It's an organization dealing almost exclusively with children, so of course pedophiles will be attracted to it.

Does that mean that all about leaders are pedophiles? Of course not. But the fact that the BSA swept it under the rug to save face means you can't be sure anything will be done if there's one in your troop.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

It's in the institutions best interest to cover it up. It is not in their interest to be transparent.

Institutions, made of people, are just like people, in that they pursue their self-interest first and foremost. Morality, the law, and all that is ultimately secondary.

And the self-interest primarily for orgs, like most people, is to protect their image at all costs, including the cost of allowing abusers to continue to be into them, as long as it isn't publicly visible and it's plausibly deniable.

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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 31 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

By the way, he asked her what school she goes to.... As if he doesnt already know.
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[–] SippyCup@lemmy.world 31 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Later, he would be heard to scoff in indignation at the response to his comment saying "what it was a compliment!"

He went on to tell the female reporter to smile more.

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