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[–] Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 12 points 57 minutes ago (1 children)

Thats what you get when you choose your leaders by popularity contest. That wouldn't be appropriate even if she was an adult.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago* (last edited 10 minutes ago) (2 children)

how else are you suppose to select school board members? should they be appointed by the town/county or something?

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 points 4 minutes ago
[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 minutes ago (1 children)

In a sane world, by ability and competence

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago* (last edited 9 seconds ago)

How do you assess that exactly? What are the qualifications or objective measurements of competence as a school board member?

And furthermore, according to whom? your personal assessment in particular?

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 47 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

White House chief of staff: “Mr president.. we’ve found your new Secretary of Education sir”

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 36 minutes ago

Might end up attorney general. Have they been on TV before?

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 6 points 1 hour ago

everyone at that meeting should be barred from any sort of role in the educational sector + atleast a year long mandatory training on identifying & preventing sexual harassment.

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 1 points 21 minutes ago

"Protecting the children" is always a cover.

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 22 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] 8oow3291d@feddit.dk 9 points 48 minutes ago* (last edited 48 minutes ago)

The member would never have said it in the first place, if the school board culture was not already like that.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 hour ago

Everyone in that room is older

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 50 minutes ago) (1 children)
[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 51 minutes ago

Oh nice thanks. I'm stealing this.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 148 points 3 hours ago (6 children)

“God, you’re hot. Do you know that? Where do you go to school at?”

How do you possible make this worse? Ask them where they wll be later.

Not calling for violence but how does this not get you tarred and feather in the parking lot?

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 64 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Not calling for violence but how does this not get you tarred and feather in the parking lot?

Haven't you noticed? pedophiles are in fashion now… they can even be presidents

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

🔫always have been

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Heard, one use to be a prince....

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

yeap… green prince instead of blue

[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 22 points 2 hours ago (5 children)

Not calling for violence

the reason this keeps happening is because people refuse to call for violence against filth like this

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 52 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Here's why:

"Boys will be boys."

"He's not wrong, she is hot."

"Little slut deserves it for dressing like that."

"Why didn't I think of this? I wonder if he has any videos."

"Note to self: accept his 4th of July pool party invitation this year."

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[–] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 54 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The petition may be found here:

https://www.change.org/p/fire-jerry-boyd-and-keith-ervin-from-washington-county-board-of-education

Let's do our part, dear friends. And see you on the streets on Mayday at the next protest!

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 48 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

They also have a phone number you can call about the fact there is a school board member, Keith Ervin, who already was not allowed into schools unsupervised because of his sexual comments towards children before this event.

423-753-1100

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 10 points 2 hours ago

Ppl responsible for his appointment should/need to suffer consequences too.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 hours ago
[–] flandish@lemmy.world 121 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

anyone else in that room who did not immediately stand up and drag this douche out by the ear is complicit.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 82 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Didnt hear them laughing at it and the one older lady going "ohhh you" as if he does this all the time to children?
Cause they are accpeting of it. It comes from being bigger than the allegations.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 24 points 3 hours ago (5 children)

as if he does this all the time to children?

It wasn't just "a child", it was a fellow board member. Guy has zero respect for the office, the students, or women generally speaking.

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 76 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (6 children)

But think of the children!

These are the same people who push things like age verification, and banning porn. The really worse part about this, despite his hand-waving “I didn’t mean to offend anyone” bullshit, is that this apparently has become so normalized that this has become something that is taking a large amount of effort and time to resolve (if it ever gets resolved).

In any normal timeline, this a) would have never happened so publicly, and 2) he would’ve been immediately removed and stepped down in shame.

But here we are: the Dark Ages pt. 2. Their masks are off, and they are leaving their shame behind. This is our new normal.

[–] Killer57@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 hours ago

Oh, he's thinking of the children alright.

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 hour ago

Abusers isolate their victims to make it harder to leave

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[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 98 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Wow, that's... that's pretty cut-and-dry. Like honestly what the fuck? How the hell did literally no one stop that meeting right then and there?

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 59 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

He only wrapped his arm around her and asked where a ~~hot~~ child could be found later...

She was in no immediate danger. Didnt you hear the school board's statement?

[–] UnpopularCrow@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago

The public hearing for possible action will be here for those in the area:

April 8th, 4:00pm

405 W College Street Jonesborough, TN, 37659

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