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[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 24 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

And he is sitting next to her and grabs her when he says it... Ewww.

Definitely investigate this guy, i bet he has a BAD history. May be some criminal charges in the future.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 14 points 2 hours ago

He is already not allowed on school grounds unsupervised because of his sexual comments to children from before this incident.

So agreed on the bad history.