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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 hour ago

Mr. Ervin has explained that he meant nothing offensive and that we have simply misunderstood his intentions,” the board said.

Uh huh, we just misunderstood (slightly paraphrased) "god you're hot, what school do you go to?"

There are SO many ways to interpret this, you don't know what he meant, except for that all those ways are all fucked up in the head