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[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 63 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

He only wrapped his arm around her and asked where a ~~hot~~ child could be found later...

She was in no immediate danger. Didnt you hear the school board's statement?

[–] notwhoyouthink@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Adult: ‘What school do you go to?’ -child answers adult- Adult: ‘Allllriiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!’

The lean in…gross. All of it, disgusting and completely unacceptable. I feel sorry for that child, and can’t believe not a single board member stood up and called it for what it was and immediately stopped the proceedings. That was my first instinct imagining myself there. Full fucking stop, protect that child and bring that nasty man to account.

Are people in such a true state of psychosis these days that we just ‘heh heh this is fine’ fucking everything now?

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 points 1 hour ago

We only interact with things that make us happy or joy.
I wouldnt feel joy calling out his behavior so I don't.