badposting is a comm where you post badly
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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
I think blimps are probably the coolest thing ever. It fucks me up that I can't just get on a blimp rn.
Bring back sky whales dammit!
When I'm general secretary I'm bringing them back
I saw a blimp I think it was last summer, pretty neat, it went over the mountain near my home. I think it was flying to the baseball stadium.
blimpification
What's that Archer line about blimps?
"Hello planes? It's blimps, you win!"
Planecels insist you need to expend constant energy to keep people aloft or you're not "flying" you're "floating" and to them this is some important distinction.
It sounds like ego and a pathological need for control to me.
Blooners are bloomers.
Uhh... blooners are people who jerk it to balloons
Wow. I didn't know that. You're just telling me now for the first time.
I don't really get into other people's private business like that, especially not our valiant non-rigid airship workers!
Airline pilots on the other hand? Their proclivities tend to harm real people.
Wow. I didn't know that. You're just telling me now for the first time.
I have only ever heard of the shortened form doubloons. Stop projecting gooner.
Ha'penny and three gold doublgoons
Archer is routinely wrong about all sorts of things including that specific blimp over and over again
It's not true it's not! Planes don't win! :(
We need our noble gasses for more important things
Like MRI machines and filling up balloons for various purposes
We just need to figure out fusion power and everything I want will be in our grasp. Shouldn't be too hard.
Hey there blimpy boy, flying through the sky so fancy free
Dododo woah
We're talking about Kirovs, right?
Blimps are peaceful creatures. They do not deserve the burden of violence. It is an abomination.
Helium mix optimal
MORE AIRSHIPS
MORE
well it certainly couldn't mean less blimps
Under communism, everyone will be allowed to ride the Cheep-Cheep Blimp to Glitzville
not that it nessecarily will, but it could happen people!!
Blimps are bourgeoisie decadence and reactionary (I personally don't like them).
BAD post. The hydrofoil is the superior communist megatransport.
