Invade the Vatican!!!
this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2026
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Can't wait for the hillbilly eulogy
At least this time he warned the pope unlike the previous one.
Sounds like a threat.
Apparently, back in January, a State Department official made a reference to the Avignon Papacy to the Vatican’s chief diplomat.
For those not familiar with the geopolitical history of Europe and the Catholic Church, this was a period in the 1300s where the French monarchy did their level best to basically co-opt and strong arm the church so they could squeeze money out of them, and led to a schism for a time.
Put another way: that is by far the most thinly-veiled direct threat I’ve ever heard anyone make to the Vatican in my life.
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Can't forget that Vance killed the last pope 🤷♂️
Nice pope you have there, would be a shame if he received a visit from US VP.
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F'n tard doesn't know shit about theology. Bros, couch fuckers for life, bros! Jesus, as worthless pussy, could think about offering a pittance, in US budget terms, to Iran for their enriched Uranium, but couch fucking warriors of God need to wreck US economy to couch fuck!!!! Hell ya!
I believe, as does the Death of the Discworld, that after death, everyone is getting exactly what they think they deserve. The Hindus get reincarnated. The Hellenists go to Hades. The Nazi Pagans are going to Valhalla, if they die while shooting up a school. And Donald J Trump is going to be tortured forever in Hell. He said so on TV.
Mainlining GLP-1s really did a number on ol’ couchfucker.
So keen to see what the pope does this week. TBH never been so invested in the pope or his beefs.
The amount of crazy interactions I have slight obsessions over has increased lately. In the last week Iran being bombed, the Hungarian election and now I have a ton of questions on the military tactics of invading the Vatican City. I wonder if there’s secret oil under it…or maybe some attractive Venetian sofas.
Antichrist and Friends just doing Antichrist things :)
Does Joanne Delores Vance not know who the Pope is?
Ya, where is the serim about love thy chesterfield?
Has to go back to WWII to find the best examples of righteousness in American wars. Telling.
I think it's fair to say that he's just plain stupid. Wealthy, entitled ass kisser with no brain.
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