the smells, the sloshing, what could possibly go wrong?
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2026
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Amazon drivers and truckers rejoice!
Been doing it for years. You can poop and pee anywhere at any speed already.
speed maybe. but acceleration too?
what if you accelerate really hard backwards, can the dooky still exit?
My gut instinct is that the acceleration only makes it easier.
If you accelerate fast enough, it exits even faster.
Once this baby hits 88mph you're going to see some serious shit.
That's an untoppable comment. Don't worry, I'll wait.
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1CFmdBBnQd/
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1xa8i6/drive_by_shitting/
Raab himself did a good one but its gone fron the internet now. So mad I fell for the 'things on will be on the Internet forever" lie.
An untoppable comment?
You've legally smoked on an airplane haven't you?
Yeah, like it can't be consensually fucked in the ass, it's untoppable. DoN't WoRrY tHeY'lL wAiT
Clearly when Back to the Future came out, your mom wasn't even born yet.
That quote waited 41 years for this post.
No no, I got it. It's the untoppable part I don't understand that's all.
Like....poop? I get it. But obviously I'm the odd one out here if I'm getting downvoted, and that joke was actually uproariously hilarious 🤷♂️
This is the innovation that deserves VC funding
Oh yeah? Well, I've pooped at a significant fraction of the speed of sound
wasn't there an episode in which Karl Pilkington was going on and on about how practical it would be to have a toilet seat under the driver and Ricky Gervais was grilling him for it
edit, yes ☞ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub2aKk0OLuc : Karl Pilkignton and The Shit Car
podcasts (radio shows?) were much funnier without the animation
Imagine taking a deuce then getting into a rollover accident immediately afterwards!
I feel like it wouldn't be worse that getting into an accident and then... another accident.
Even just like... hitting a speed bump would be pretty bad.
Always has been?
Itt; shy poopers fantasize that this will ever catch on.
There goes my excuse for speeding
Use a Pringles can like a normal person. Fun fact*: That's why is called "going to the can" nowadays.
~*May~ ~be~ ~nonfactual.~
That is not the worst invention? Look at the state of many highway toilets and how disgusting they are. Or at all those areas where there are no toilets at all. Or look at how many places are trying to charge you money for pooping. Having your private one in your car sounds really helpful here. Most people drive alone without passengers and maybe you should park your car before doing the thing, but it is a good idea
Good for being on a stake out
Yes a 100km/h stakeout
About time. This is needed after a curry weekend on the 100mile trip home