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Fox News host Sean Hannity dedicated a segment of his Thursday show to deliver a message to Pope Leo XIV, suggesting he and others at the Vatican had totally lost sight of the true meaning of the bible and its teachings.

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[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 33 minutes ago

bro, I am muslim so I have no idea how christian values work but even I can see this is heresy to an unbelievable degree. Your president calls himself the second Jesus, you cannot defend him against any religious person at that point, let alone the Pope.

[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 62 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Be kind to others

-Bible

Being kind to others is evil, and it's not what Jesus would have stood for!

-Republicans

Reminder: be kind to others

-Pope

The Pope is a libtard.

-Faux News

^My basic understanding of whats going on.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 10 points 39 minutes ago

Ex-cultist here. Specifically, fundamentalist Christian in the US.

So what we're seeing here is a division between in-groups and out-groups, and drawing that circle closer as a means of guarding against valid criticism. Consider; the standard response of most cults when they are under attack is to double down on its assertions that it is telling the truth. Most cults are built with a persecution complex as key part of exploiting their believers.

This tactic triggers their emotional response to rally to the defense of their cause, because "We're under attack! We're being hunted! The Worst Thing Possible is going to happen, and it is THIS PERSECUTOR'S fault!" This also forces a false choice in members who are doubting the leadership, forcing them to either cut all social ties and side with the enemy (they are trained to see this as a fate worse than death) or rehearse their dogma and rally without question.

[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 hour ago

Proof the cult leaders don't give a rats ass about religion or faith, they're just tools to manipulate the masses.

As soon as someone with more credibility questions them, they move their goalposts to compensate.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 23 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (3 children)

Y'all raised in normal places have no idea how much the average Evangelical thinks the Catholic church is straight up Satanic. My parents swore up and down when I was a kid that Pope JP2 was entirely evil to the core, as were all Catholics other than JFK, ironically.

Maybe 98.5% of Faux News viewers didn't bat an eye at this, and took yet another Big swig of the Kool-aid. This is an absolutely normal perspective for American Evangelicals.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

You wanna hear something that’ll absolutely destroy whatever little faith in humanity you may have left?

I once knew a guy who knew for a fact that Southern Baptist was the only true Christian religion. His reasoning? And he was absolutely dead serious when he said this and for him is was 100% a mic drop moment:

“Because his name was John the Baptist, not John the Catholic!”

This was something his aunt had said to him years ago, which I guess underscored its infallibility. He was by far the dumbest person I had ever met, and I’ve met a lot of dumb people.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 23 minutes ago

You wanna hear something that’ll absolutely destroy whatever little faith in humanity you may have left?

Oh, my friend, I've met modern slaves and child brides. Faith in humanity ceased to be a whole category of emotion I can hold onto decades ago.

“Because his name was John the Baptist, not John the Catholic!”

The real irony is that this is a running joke from non-Baptist sects, but Baptists sometimes buy into it, and not to drag this down a pedantic road, but there is a whole thing about Baptists claiming some unbroken line of baptism as a practice back to JtB.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 59 minutes ago

They're all like that. They memorize some glib one-liner and think by doing so they know more than scientists, historians, doctors. It's what happens when you say to narcissists, "Yes, you ARE speaking for/to God!" You create ignorant monsters.

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 14 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

When I was a teenager in the '90s, my mom's church did a six-week series of lessons on Wednesday nights about how the Catholic church only pretends to be Christian, followed by another series of lessons about how the Pope meets all of the criteria to be the Antichrist.

As Jesus said, "Love your neighbor, but only if he believes in me in exactly the same way you do."

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 hour ago

Aw, my Mom would have LOVED that. I think she just had talk radio and a few random books from the local Christian book store to push her into that corner.

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Wait, there was a secret John Paul the 3rd??? No wonder they thought he was evil!!!

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

LOL, sorry, my bad. I just remembered that he was Polish, I forgot which number JP he was.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

These people would be so funny, if they weren't so dangerous.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Kinda like chimps, they're funny at the zoo, but give them machine guns

[–] RedWeasel@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Oh, that sounds fun. Sounds like something the RNC would love for the conventions. Go to support the 2nd amendment afterall.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

This wonderfully shows the level of objectivity of Fox "News". And how far this media outlet has taken residence in Trumps rectum.

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

[Cheatsheet] Trump is right, everyone who disagrees with him is wrong.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 4 points 1 hour ago

Dear Leader Daddy Dumpy can never be wrong! EVER!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 55 minutes ago)

‘The President Is Right, The Pope Is Wrong’: Hannity Suggests Leo Has ‘Totally Lost Sight of the Bible and Its Teachings’

Updated Fri, April 17, 2026 at 4:33 AM GMT+2

Fox News host Sean Hannity dedicated a segment of his Thursday show to deliver a message to Pope Leo XIV, suggesting he and others at the Vatican had totally lost sight of the true meaning of the bible and its teachings.

That's all. Not need to go to either of those barf outlets.

[–] varnia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

As an atheist, this is high popcorn season 🍿 And just when you think, US Americans can not behave more brainless, they start a feud with the pope. Is there anyone left they haven't pissed off?

[–] RedWeasel@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago
[–] brachiosaurus@mander.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avignon_Papacy

is what Trump is trying to do.

They are looking for a mar-a-lago Papacy.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 54 minutes ago)

Found your own church of Mammon then?

And slow down a bit, carricaturists are only this fast.

[–] fun_times@lemmy.world 56 points 5 hours ago (5 children)

There's a name for catholics who believe that the pope isn't always right.

They are called protestants.

Catholicism only has one firm rule: The pope is always right, without exception. There's nothing wrong with criticizing the pope. Just don't call yourself a catholic if you do.

[–] Tiresia@slrpnk.net 17 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

A friend of mine studied theology and said (when I remarked something similar) that that's a very Protestant perspective.

Catholicism has had a long history of people disagreeing with the pope. There have been antipopes, wars between Catholics and the Papal State, theological factions where the Pope is just one participant, etc. . Papal infallibility is a very recent doctrine, and it only applies when he is speaking ex cathedra, which is rarely. Many Catholics don't adhere to it, and many only consider it a matter of worldly convenience against schisms.

That said, there are no AI generated images of Trump wearing Papal vestments or overseeing the holy mass. Trump is not presented as an anti-Pope, but as an anti-Christ.

[–] sdcSpade@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 hours ago

That said, there are no AI generated images of Trump wearing Papal vestments or overseeing the holy mass.

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/112077-trump-ai-pope-vert-thumb-dirty.png

I believe this was from before the new pope was decided.

[–] SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

antipopes

Do they annihilate releasing huge amounts of energy if they touch the regular pope?

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I’m sorry, but this is BS.

The Church is run by people and people are fallible.

Bishops sign their names with an upside down cross to remind themselves that they are sinners who make mistakes.

A shocking number of saints are people martyred for standing up to the Church when it had become corrupt.

It’s a Catholic’s duty to stand for what is right.

[–] Yuccagnocchiyaki@lemmy.world 1 points 34 minutes ago

Except for when boys are diddled. That's kept hush hush and the diddlers get to live in a protected "country" that probably has their own "Epstienish" activities going on

[–] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Well, technically the Pope is only infallible with respect to cathedral matters:

The definition of the doctrine of papal infallibility was promulgated on July 18, 1870, in the dogmatic constitution Pastor aeternus (Latin: “Eternal Shepherd”) of the First Vatican Council. This document states the conditions under which a pope may be said to have spoken infallibly, or ex cathedra (“from his chair” as supreme teacher). It is a prerequisite that the pope intend to demand irrevocable assent from the entire church in some aspect of faith or morals.

[–] gramie@lemmy.ca 1 points 43 minutes ago

And since the dogma of infallibility was proclaimed close to 200 years ago, there have only been two instances it has been invoked.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

That's not really true at all though. The pope isn't always right, without exception. He's only infallible on matters of faith or morals, and on doctrine which is stated as being the view of the church and which invokes his supreme authority. Popes are capable of being wrong, making mistakes, or sinning.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 hours ago

It is a lot more nuanced then that, but for many catholics that is how it is.

I'd say it's amazing how much of a fuckwit Hannity is, but it's not amazing; it's unsurprisingly typical, given his MAGAtty allegiance.

Who watches this trash? Boomers? What's left of the Silent Generation?

[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 120 points 7 hours ago (12 children)

Hannity thinks he (and Trump) knows more about how the Bible should be read and interpreted than the Pope?.......

Do these people even hear themselves?

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