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Fox News host Sean Hannity dedicated a segment of his Thursday show to deliver a message to Pope Leo XIV, suggesting he and others at the Vatican had totally lost sight of the true meaning of the bible and its teachings.

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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 12 points 45 minutes ago (2 children)

Lmao I love how folks are telling the VOICE OF GOD ON EARTH that he's wrong.

(I'm an atheist and don't believe it, but this whole situation is hilarious.)

[–] Catma@lemmy.world 3 points 18 minutes ago (1 children)

Catholics are not real "Christians". So they dont believe in the Pope's position or respect the Pope.

I cannot fathom telling a guy who has dedicated his life to the church though that he doesn't understand the bible. Then again that is the republican MO, if you think you know better than an expert clearly you do.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago* (last edited 27 seconds ago)

The pope does understand the Bible, and he knows damn well that he's misrepresenting it. That's his job (and always has been).

Read the Bible, see for yourself. If you are short on time, just read Revelation (the last book).

[–] Jiral@lemmy.org 2 points 37 minutes ago (1 children)

Thing is, they claim that they care about religion. Not sure how many deadly sins they are gobbling up with all of that because something doesn't add up.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 17 minutes ago

They're def breaking every single commandment

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Am I wrong, or is the thing the Pope said that has these freaks so upset basically like, "war is bad, don't do it"?

I mean for fuck sake...

[–] mossberg590@lemmy.world 4 points 59 minutes ago

Just a distraction

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 10 points 55 minutes ago (1 children)

We just need to come out and say it. These MAGA are all mentally ill and they need help immediately.

There is no other logical explanation for their actions.

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 6 points 45 minutes ago* (last edited 45 minutes ago)

Is cult mentality. They would rather cling to even the most ridiculous ideas than admit to themselves that they were duped by an obvious conman

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 points 32 minutes ago

Ah, so we’re gaslighting the bible now? It doesn’t say what it says? The Right have been just ignoring it for a while, now they’re just straight up contradicting it.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 1 points 7 minutes ago* (last edited 3 minutes ago)

I have never agreed with Hannity before, but I have to agree with him here.

The Bible is full of bloody mayhem, and Jesus was not a peacemaker. He promised to come back and murder everybody.

The only people that think Jesus is a kind hippy are people who haven't read the Bible. This image has been used by the church to dupe secular society since their fall from grace, but it's a falsehood.

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

bro, I am muslim so I have no idea how christian values work but even I can see this is heresy to an unbelievable degree. Your president calls himself the second Jesus, you cannot defend him against any religious person at that point, let alone the Pope.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 4 points 32 minutes ago* (last edited 30 minutes ago)

Where I'm at the Christians have mostly completely lost the plot. There's this complete perversion of the faith called Prosperity Gospel that basically believes money is proof of divine blessing. So being rich is proof you're in Gods favor.

Also where I am there's is non-0 number of Christians who legitimately believe we/someone needs to rebuild ancient buildings in the middle east so Jesus can return.

It's a death cult that believes money is proof that God approves of you. While simultaneously believing unending war/genocide in the middle east is a necessary evil. So they can just shrug their shoulders while people are slaughtered and say "God works in mysterious ways!"

Send help.

[–] BigMacHole@thelemmy.club 3 points 41 minutes ago

The Pope is WRONG about the Bible!

-People who want The Bible to be LAW!

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

Trump's not going to heaven. He's starting his own heaven, with blackjack and hookers, where he's god and Kid Rock is jesus or something

[–] rayyy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Did it ever occur to those morons that they might read the bible?

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 19 minutes ago

Pete Hegseth, the bible-thumping secretary of war, used the fake Bible quote from Pulp Fiction at the Pentagon prayer group earlier this week.

Pete has a shit ton of "crusauder" (and totally not white-nationalist) tattoos. Christianity is a label/identity for people like him, not a lifestyle or personal moral code.

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 2 points 29 minutes ago

The issue here is that there's a lot of room for interpretation. Slavers used the bible as defence for their actions.

[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 100 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Be kind to others

-Bible

Being kind to others is evil, and it's not what Jesus would have stood for!

-Republicans

Reminder: be kind to others

-Pope

The Pope is a libtard.

-Faux News

^My basic understanding of whats going on.

[–] agingelderly@lemmy.world 9 points 36 minutes ago

^My basic understanding of whats going on.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 28 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Ex-cultist here. Specifically, fundamentalist Christian in the US.

So what we're seeing here is a division between in-groups and out-groups, and drawing that circle closer as a means of guarding against valid criticism. Consider; the standard response of most cults when they are under attack is to double down on its assertions that it is telling the truth. Most cults are built with a persecution complex as key part of exploiting their believers.

This tactic triggers their emotional response to rally to the defense of their cause, because "We're under attack! We're being hunted! The Worst Thing Possible is going to happen, and it is THIS PERSECUTOR'S fault!" This also forces a false choice in members who are doubting the leadership, forcing them to either cut all social ties and side with the enemy (they are trained to see this as a fate worse than death) or rehearse their dogma and rally without question.

[–] khannie@lemmy.world 3 points 29 minutes ago

Ex-cultist here

Congrats on getting out.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 36 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (4 children)

Y'all raised in normal places have no idea how much the average Evangelical thinks the Catholic church is straight up Satanic. My parents swore up and down when I was a kid that Pope JP2 was entirely evil to the core, as were all Catholics other than JFK, ironically.

Maybe 98.5% of Faux News viewers didn't bat an eye at this, and took yet another Big swig of the Kool-aid. This is an absolutely normal perspective for American Evangelicals.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

You wanna hear something that’ll absolutely destroy whatever little faith in humanity you may have left?

I once knew a guy who knew for a fact that Southern Baptist was the only true Christian religion. His reasoning? And he was absolutely dead serious when he said this and for him is was 100% a mic drop moment:

“Because his name was John the Baptist, not John the Catholic!”

This was something his aunt had said to him years ago, which I guess underscored its infallibility. He was by far the dumbest person I had ever met, and I’ve met a lot of dumb people.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 9 points 1 hour ago

You wanna hear something that’ll absolutely destroy whatever little faith in humanity you may have left?

Oh, my friend, I've met modern slaves and child brides. Faith in humanity ceased to be a whole category of emotion I can hold onto decades ago.

“Because his name was John the Baptist, not John the Catholic!”

The real irony is that this is a running joke from non-Baptist sects, but Baptists sometimes buy into it, and not to drag this down a pedantic road, but there is a whole thing about Baptists claiming some unbroken line of baptism as a practice back to JtB.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

They're all like that. They memorize some glib one-liner and think by doing so they know more than scientists, historians, doctors. It's what happens when you say to narcissists, "Yes, you ARE speaking for/to God!" You create ignorant monsters.

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 17 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

When I was a teenager in the '90s, my mom's church did a six-week series of lessons on Wednesday nights about how the Catholic church only pretends to be Christian, followed by another series of lessons about how the Pope meets all of the criteria to be the Antichrist.

As Jesus said, "Love your neighbor, but only if he believes in me in exactly the same way you do."

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[–] 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 hours ago

Proof the cult leaders don't give a rats ass about religion or faith, they're just tools to manipulate the masses.

As soon as someone with more credibility questions them, they move their goalposts to compensate.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

These people would be so funny, if they weren't so dangerous.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

Kinda like chimps, they're funny at the zoo, but give them machine guns

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 3 points 57 minutes ago (1 children)

Obviously it'd be dangerous regardless but it got me thinking....does a chimp have the fine motor control to operate a firearm?

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 52 minutes ago

If there's ever been a finer time to fuck around and find out I wouldn't know... Being European, getting access to enough guns for a proper study is impossible for me. Of course we can just throw a single gun into a single enclosure, but that wouldn't produce reliable results. But if somebody living in a place with laxer gun laws would get on board, I'd let them get their name on the article as number two and not et al.

[–] rozodru@piefed.world 2 points 51 minutes ago

hell Chimps are scary without them. Have you read the recent story about the massive chimp civil war going on?

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 1 points 40 minutes ago (1 children)

Made me think of wolves and sheep.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 28 minutes ago

Which in turns make me think of Billy Simons Jr's "they made a pig the pilot"... Guess that next on the playlist

Lyrics and a bit of graphics for the song

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[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

[Cheatsheet] Trump is right, everyone who disagrees with him is wrong.

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 1 minute ago)

‘The President Is Right, The Pope Is Wrong’: Hannity Suggests Leo Has ‘Totally Lost Sight of the Bible and Its Teachings’

Updated Fri, April 17, 2026 at 4:33 AM GMT+2

Fox News host Sean Hannity dedicated a segment of his Thursday show to deliver a message to Pope Leo XIV, suggesting he and others at the Vatican had totally lost sight of the true meaning of the bible and its teachings.

That's all the content. No need to go to either of those barf outlets.

Edit: typo

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