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Fox News host Sean Hannity dedicated a segment of his Thursday show to deliver a message to Pope Leo XIV, suggesting he and others at the Vatican had totally lost sight of the true meaning of the bible and its teachings.

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[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 120 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

Hannity thinks he (and Trump) knows more about how the Bible should be read and interpreted than the Pope?.......

Do these people even hear themselves?

[–] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 63 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn't matter. Magats hear, believe and obey.

[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It's not so much MAGATs. How can the news allow people to say stuff like this to the public.

The real issue is our quality expectations to the news distribution

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[–] Chozo@fedia.io 20 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

This is pretext for their base, to justify the Pope's upcoming assassination by the US government.

[–] clucose@lemmy.ml 20 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That's Vice President J(ust killed )D(a Pope) Vance for ya!

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

The US are going to bomb the Vatican and send in the special forces to abduct the pope. It's what they do.

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

That's a case I didn't consider yet

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 hours ago

I mean, this is pretty much a protestant viewpoint so... who cares?

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

They only hear the sound of cash flowing in their pockets

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[–] msage@programming.dev 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Since when is Hannity back on air? I thought he got dropped.

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[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 12 points 5 hours ago

Somebody never got the memo about papal infallibility

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

suggesting he and others at the Vatican had totally lost sight of the true meaning of the bible

The parts of the bible he is talking about:

'King David had 500 concubines, for crying out loud'

(him defending Trump in 2016, according to Wikipedia)

[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 22 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

So this is how they justify pedophiles

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[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Excommunicate

[–] llamatron@lemmy.world 28 points 7 hours ago (4 children)

True meaning being what? Might is right? Greed is good? Racism is super cool? Ignorance is knowledge?

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 23 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

More like War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, and Ignorance is Strength.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago

Hatred is Love.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago

According to these people empathy is a sin.

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[–] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

At least Trump has learned to have others, who are disposable, say what he wants to say.

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[–] FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 hours ago

Blasphemous Pharisee with blood money all over him.

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago

[nasal voice over intercom] Has patient number 13 reveived his sedatives yet?

[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 0 points 2 hours ago

Great stuff, do the Dali Lama next

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