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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[โ€“] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Oh, you mean the song "Crazy" by Ozzy Osbourne? Sorry, it must be a cultural thing or something

train-shining

[โ€“] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Patsy Cline ๐Ÿ’œ

[โ€“] segfault11@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

i've listened to preachers :pizzaballa:

i've listened to fools jaby-vance

[โ€“] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

See, to me, it's just a normal train

Thats how it goes

[โ€“] Mindfury@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

the one about drops of jupiter?

[โ€“] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not bad but my vote goes for Butterfly by Town

[โ€“] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

Look at my cool tattoos
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Look at my cool tattoos
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[โ€“] microfiche@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago
[โ€“] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

What's your opinion on the song "" by Gnarles Barkley? You know, the one that goes

I remember when, I remember I remember when I had an average day~

[โ€“] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

There was something so normal about that day

[โ€“] unaware@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I showed this post to a non-hexbear and she said "+1.5"

[โ€“] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

That's the sort of normie people like me fear

[โ€“] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago
[โ€“] Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

The one he recorded with the famous guitar player Randall Rhodesia?

He died in a plane with Richie Valens, Buddy Holly, and the Big Bopper.

I heard it went the wrong way on a one-way track

[โ€“] HerbertWarmStrong@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[โ€“] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

This is exactly what my commute to work is like

[โ€“] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

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[โ€“] DrBeat@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

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