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I could last a bit. We have outdoorsy supplies and can do without electricity, but it's probably inevitable I'd just wind down or lose focus once and that'll be that.
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I could last a bit. We have outdoorsy supplies and can do without electricity, but it's probably inevitable I'd just wind down or lose focus once and that'll be that.
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Took me a second
I wouldn't.
These survivalist fantasies where people paint themselves as capable and not fodder...
Hell, you outlast the outbreak/bomb you'll probably die of sepsis the first time you get a bad cut or a tooth that goes rotten.
If it is truly the apocalypse, you are best just letting go, because what follows after is like the end of night out at a club when they turn the lights on.
Same. Tbh, I wouldn’t even want to survive. That’s a shit world in which to live.
... because what follows after is like the end of night out at a club when they turn the lights on.
I always loved that bit when I used to go to the clubs, because I was aces at swimming between all the drunks.
Not all us are helpless.
Infections are a real risk, yeah, but I've literally some antibiotics in my fridge, don't even remember where from. Sure they're expired and for specifically I think ear/nose/mouth infections, but they'd be of some help. Also I have the basics of mycology down, so making my own antibiotics wouldn't be out of the question. Would it be risky, and entail lots of shitting my guts out? Probably. But if it was an apocalypse scenario and I had a bad infection, I'd take my chances. Penicillin is quite common.
I've also other medical supplies like large expensive-ish covers/pads for surgery wounds from my elbow surgery, they gave me extra ones as I had to keep it clean at home (and by extra I mean extra not ones I was supposed to use but in case I fucked it up etc) and general first aid kit ofc.
I've also 25 liters of fresh water, just in case, and a car with a full tank of gas, a freezer full of food, would last me months, plus the dry stuff in the pantry. Weapons, not really. Lots of knives ofc, not kitchen knives, but puukko, Finnish knives. From a pretty much pvp version that's almost a small sword, to small whittling ones. (Got my first one at four from my grandpa, proper puukko from Lappi.) Got some mace, a foldable shovel that also functions as an ax. And a very small poundage bow. (You could perhaps hurt people with it with good arrows but honestly it's a teenagers practice bow, more for the psychological factor I think.)
Besides all that, I also served a year in the military, where I went to officer training for supply logistics. Meaning everything you need to keep fighting fit, aside from medical assistance. Supplies, guns, bullets, clothing, water and especially food. So we were also taught how to slaughter and butcher various animals, and how to be relatively sure that what you're eating and drinking isn't going to kill you. (We also drilled a well in -20c by hand when the ground was literally frozen solid. Had to 6m deep iirc or was it even 8.) Also how warm you need to be, how much water you need daily. From all the basics from "don't shit near where you make food" to more complex shit, like which bacteria live in which temp and what it takes to kill them.
So you know. You might let go, but I wouldn't. I'm no prepper, and in fact find them rather comical. However I do live about 300km from the Russian border, so I don't think any of this is in any way fantastical or even highly improbable.
I mean I don't plan to crash a car when I'm in one, but I (almost) always use a seatbelt. Doesn't mean I'm fantasising about crashes. But I have survived several though, so.
You'd die faster than the time it took you to write that fantasy lmao
Which part is fantasy, pray tell? Ask and I'll prove it.
Not only I wouldn't survive I would be that stupid character that makes the beloved character die because their idiocracy :3
I'd head to the Winchester, have a pint and wait for this whole thing to blow over.
Take car. Go to mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz.

As I’ve grown older, survival has become a burden. I’ve decided to embrace chaos by traveling in my shark suit and detonating any reactors I encounter. I’ve always been a morally upright person, so I believe I deserve to sought a little chaos in my life.
Trash Can Man? Donald? Donald Merwin Elbert? Is THAT you?
Ok, he didn't detonate them on purpose
Water, shelter, food, security. Everything is viewed through the lens of those priorities, in order.
i would vote
I would not survive.
This is the answer. Most people won't survive the long term breakdown of society for long, and the "preppers" will probably be some of the first to go, as they will fight each other, become targets, and generally have a more antagonistic approach to survival. The people who stand the best chance will be the ones focused on collaboration and community building. But even then, surviving the initial collapse will be more about luck than intent.
Not well, based on James Burke's Connections episode
Highly unlikely that anyone would actually "survive" a zombie apocalypse. It's more a question of how long you'd last, and for the vast majority of people that would be just days.
For example, if you live in a major city, it's highly unlikely you'd have enough supplies at home to wait out the initial chaos. Heading to the supermarket to fist-fight over a can of beans, or going to the gas station, is exactly what everyone else is doing too - and that's where you either get killed by a panicking human or bitten by the infected.
Even if you had the foresight to stock enough supplies to bunker down in your apartment for a few weeks (by far the safest place for you to be), you'd still be trapped inside a city full of the walking dead. The odds could not be more stacked against you.
I actually live on the outskirts of a city, in the intersection of major motorways and a walking distance from the small but interactions airport we have. As in I regularly take walks which go within a stones throw of the airport area and I've been in the back buildings they have there, fucking around with old lockers and the airplane stairs they'd use to use and whatnot. (Free clay balls for my gardening hobby as well dumped in a pile there, clearly abandoned.)
And I'm pretty sure I could manage to get Cessna sized plane up, I've played enough simulators.
Everyone here is so negative about all of this. I'd have much better chances at a life worth living than I do in this bureaucratic hellscape. Not really, probably, because once the convenience of everything gets taken away, it seems way less fun. But yeah not everyone is in the same situation. One of the other commenters was a trucker in, I assume, the US. That's a mobile apartment with torque enough to drive through any zombies. That guy isn't stuck in a city.
I dunno, I'm pretty sure you'd only have to hold out for the few days it would take for the birds/ants/etc to eat through the major tendons on all the zombies, rendering them immobile, and then you'd be completely safe and the massive clean-up project could begin.
Unless anything magical/sci fi like in dead island going on i doubt there is enough food to support them for long. My guess is most run out of calories in 2 weeks. Then it gets to manageable levels.
We're talking about zombies here - they're fictional, magical creatures that laws of nature don't apply to. If it did, we wouldn't have zombies in the first place.
Zombies don't have heartbeat, don't eat, drink or sleep. They decay extremely slowly and can only be killed by destroying the brain.
Sure, the birds/ants/etc aren't going to kill the zombies, but without any tendons the zombies aren't going to pose much of a threat.
Oh and depending on the pop culture mythology you're using, also fire.

Driving (and living in) an 18-wheeler, I've got shelter and transportation already sorted. Got all the comforts of home on board. Enough food and water to last a couple weeks, maybe a month if I had to. I can carry enough fuel to drive ~2500 miles if I ditched my trailer, or to run my APU for nearly a year in "standby" mode. Sure, replacing that fuel once it's gone would be tricky, but it's a diesel. There are plenty of alternative fuel sources out there.
I suppose my plan would be to run away from civilization, but off the beaten path so as to not get stuck in the mother of all traffic jams. No need to go that far; a few dozen, maybe a couple hundred miles down a non-interstate highway should be sufficient to avoid most humans/zombies. Plenty of random warehouses and parking lots out in the middle of nowhere.
Then it'd be a matter of relaxing for a few weeks, keeping my head down, and listening to the radio for any news about a safe zone or what have you.
we are in it now … it is in slow motion. we are all gonna die.
Form a citizen militia, go door to door and instruct people to start making spears out of what ever parts we can obtain. Train to fight in a formation.
Picks and shovels, construct earthworks to defend against a siege. Hold them out, funnel them into killing zones.
This is something that killed walking dead for me. There was a whole thing where they're in the prison and the zombies outside manage to mass up enough that they break the fence. If they took shifts, 4 hrs a day with a spear and head stabbed the zombies they would never have gotten to a critical mass.
Infact, I did the math years ago for my ideal zombie escape zone. It would only take 8 people and a month to effectively eliminate the entire regional population if we move in 4 hour shifts. So baring the entire nearest metropolitan city showing up at once with a psychic level awareness of our presence and a deep need for revenge, all you really need is consistency and a schedule.
Yep, and surely most people are capable of killing >1 zombie unless they get pretty unlucky. You can only turn into 1 zombie when you fail.
Guns and fortification
By pretending to be a zombie and hoping I don't run into Jessie Eisenberg.
Idk, not sure I really want to live in a post-apocalyptic world. Life is already hard enough as is.
Wizard Island is a 5 hour drive. Deep freshwater lake, surrounded by water on all sides. Fish. In a volcanic crater so any zombies coming have to summit the volcano first, then be visible on the rim before getting to the water, where they sink.

My biggest concern would be the zombies contaminating the water with whatever virus/poison/venom that makes zombies. Even if they're visible, the moment they touch water, I'd already be scared to drink.
I wouldn't. I have an extroverted, anxious child who doesn't know how to be quiet or careful.