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[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 minutes ago

The cold/warm at the bottom doesn't make sense unless you're water.

Fahrenheit is like asking a person how it feels, Celsius is like asking water how it feels.

Also everyone loves metric until you have to ask for a third of something...

[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 4 points 1 hour ago

Yes... Thank you British Empire, French Empire, and Spanish Empire for your contributions to the system.

-British: Mile, Foot, Inch, Yard

-Spanish: Dollar, from the Spanish Pieces of 8

-French: You know what you did

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 25 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

100 warm

Yeah, I suppose that's one way to describe 100°C

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

That's how I like my showers

[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

That's how I like my ~~showers~~ sauna

[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

1 mile is 5 tomAtoes (5280)

my kid

Edit: formatting

[–] folekaule@lemmy.world 15 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

As a European living in the US now for many years the temperature scale is the least of my annoyances. It's easy enough to memorize be ranges for what to wear. Fahrenheit is more granular, which is nice sometimes but really doesn't matter.

No, let's convert all the ridiculous weight/volume measures first. Having two kinds of ounces makes no sense. Measuring solids by volume (mostly) doesn't make sense. Having different units for different magnitudes doesn't make sense.

Fortunately things are often labeled in both metric and customary units so I can convert way easier.

Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to have my 12 fluid ounces of coffee and a 1/3 cup of oatmeal.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Having the more granular temperature seems more practical. I often find myself adjusting my thermostat by just a single degree F. Do heating/ac thermostats in Europe use half degrees as increments? Even then I don’t think it’s as granular. But just integer values would be super annoying.

[–] folekaule@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I have not seen any thermostats in Europe with decimal degrees. But I also don't think a thermostat is necessarily accurate to that level anyway.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 59 minutes ago (3 children)

lol you don’t think it’s accurate to a degree Fahrenheit? Why wouldn’t it be?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 37 minutes ago (1 children)

Because it's mass produced consumer goods operating on a "below x temperature turn on heat/turn off AC" and "above y temperature turn off heat/turn on AC". Old ones are just bimetallic strips where you change the trigger position with a slider, and modern ones use commodity grade temperature sensors, and neither is guaranteed to be placed particularly far from the vent.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 28 minutes ago

The sensor is typically on the thermostat. Not at the vents. You would typically place the sensor in a central location in the house. A high quality multi speed motor AC is designed to keep a decently consistent temperature which is a bit more complex than just turn on / turn off. If you’re dropping $15k to $30k on central AC, they aren’t going to cheap out on a poor quality temp sensor.

[–] folekaule@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago

It's just not that fine tuned of an instrument. The furnace also runs on intervals so it's just going to naturally fluctuate a bit. Like with anything "it depends", but I doubt it's possible to keep the room within a tenth of a centigrade just with a consumer level thermostat. Maybe in a small room with resistive heating? I'd love to see actual measurements of this.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 1 points 35 minutes ago

Thermostats are not exactly calibrated machines unless you spend for a high end model. Put a few next to each other and they might differ 1°C, 2°F. Worse if you take the really cheap stuff.

[–] allan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Half a C is actually quite close to a whole F in delta. I don't have a thermostat though.

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[–] rayyy@piefed.social 6 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

The US could have switched to the world-wide standard years ago but under Reagan the switch was abandoned.

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

We could have had it as early as 1793, but the ship carrying the metric standards was attacked by pirates.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 hours ago

No, the original “Make America Great Again” guy? The first actor elected President who presided over an unprecedented health crisis and ignored it because he hoped it would only hurt the “right” people, and plunged America into an economic disaster the likes of which we are still feeling today and may never recover from? That guy?

God this place actually sucks

[–] markz@suppo.fi 26 points 6 hours ago (12 children)

Yeah, 100°C is pretty warm

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