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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dymonika@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What kinds of video games are you playing? Very few of mine are mindless, and are almost always the other way around.

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Games are meant to take your mind off whatever you got going on in life so in general any game can disrupt mindfulness

[–] Dymonika@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago

Or it can replace it with an entirely different yet just as intense form of mindfulness. Have I introduced you to FTL: Faster Than Light, Factorio, S.T.A.L.K.E.R., or Noita? It really depends on the game.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Do the beebeebeebee think where you strum your lips with a finger while humming

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

Y'know, I just did it for a bit. It was kinda nice

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago
[–] OffSeasonPrincess@hexbear.net 12 points 5 days ago

Become puppy

doggirl-happy

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago
[–] Salah@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Count all the white objects in your house, then roll on the floor at least 4 full turns, then stand up and stare at the last white object you counted, and focus on what parts of your body you feel aching due to rolling on the floor.

[–] BironyPoisoned@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Would never work for me. I removed all white objects in my apartment as part my time in self-crit after my temp ban for giving a Spike Lee movie too low a score.

[–] Salah@hexbear.net 2 points 5 days ago
[–] Spike@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago
[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

Wanna join me and become a League of Legends Pro ?

Pretty sure that's what gooning is for but it's not without its toll both mental and physical

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

is there still that youtube channel that plays old cumtown episodes nonstop? that oughta do ya.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 10 points 5 days ago

69.9 FM The Bust

[–] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Walking, but it takes like 12 miles before the brain finally shuts the fuck up. After that is bliss. Except for the physical pain, that's not bliss.

[–] Dymonika@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No wonder; I've never gone that far.

[–] MoonMelon@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 days ago

It's got to cry itself out, like a toddler.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

Vampire Survivors

[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

roe jogan pocas

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

I thought meditation was about emptying the mind

sleepi Going to sleep, goodnight.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Prathas@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 days ago

Not necessarily; that can invoke a lot of different thoughts, especially ones that you don't normally have.