Probably all the knives and the room full of people who spend 8 hours a day cutting things to bits with them. After a while, you get pretty good at finding where to cut through joints, so it doesn't take all that long.
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Crushing depression.
Although that’s not really for my job since I don’t have one.
I'm unemployed rn so uh, some dab wax?
Going for a home alone style thing huh
100' fall into the middle of an arena.
I work as a concert high rigger.
The elevators that always breakdown. They were doing a repair today and knocked out power to the whole building.
My mind immediately goes to the resident evil movie elevator scene...
From what I've seen, airplane crashes can be pretty fatal!
Suffering through eight straight hours of „business alignment workshops“.
Well, I work with IT, Ships, and industrial robotics, so I'm thinking that the villain gets maimed by a robot controlled by a perl script to the point where he is unable to prevent his ship from sinking.
EDIT: Oh, and don't gets me started on the seismic source: 4000 cubic inches of compressed air at 2000psi. Seismic sources are scary. In water ut will turn anyone in yhe water into jell-o. I've coordinated these with simultaneous diving ops, and the divers usually call us to stop if they're within 3-4 kilometers.
The printing press. The monster's blood would be spread out over 70000 newspapers.
Would be an interesting way to spread a vampire curse
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There is usually an alligator or two (or three, or..) in the pond by my work. They definitely get big enough to kill a villain before anyone bothers calling to have them relocated.
I could mistranslate an MRI manual and they could fry themselves to death?
I would print out the code and Rube Goldbergian series of database triggers that run some of our internal apps; to the untrained mind, it would probably have an effect similar to looking into Medusa's eyes.
There’s a kid I work with that is going to end up stabbing me with a pencil. He’s gotten pretty close a few times.
The lab closet when I was teaching science might have worked. The stuff you let kids work with is as close to water as you can make it, but the stuff for demos could easily take out a Jason or a Freddy.
The contents of the fridge
School supplies can be pretty dangerous when used incorrectly. :3
One of those paper cutters with the blade arm would be a good go to
Guillotine
How many painkillers does it take to kill someone? I reckon we have enough for that at work
I work in a hospital so: scalpels, oxygen bottles/ wall supply explosions (hard to do without disabling the safety's which I don't know how to do), plenty of radiation sources in the building, loads of dangerous drugs from sedatives to painkillers to chemotherapy. If I'm lucky the monster might just die of MRSA or pneumonia before they get to me.