Did you get a flute at the end?
this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2026
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if this can happen in the future would they be able to do this but im the dragonborn in skyrim
Can my name be Roy
After reading these comments, I am never smoking salvia.
I probably never was going to at my age… but there was a chance I would consider it.
Oh fuck no. Zero. Negative one.
After reading these comments without my glasses on, I'm never smoking saliva. 😛
Come on, do it pussy.
Very convincing. OK, you go first tho.
Okay, done!
Yeah, yeah, the time knife. We've all seen it.
Great username, shame about the Twitter
the implication being that we will have brain implant technology thats for the people and not purely surveillance shows this is a work of fiction.
i'm sure that during the 10,000 years falling there were plenty of billboards and ads
The knives are the only way they can get “impressions” in the future
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This broken system disassembles itself, it's not eternal.
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Ah yes, the e-salvia special
I've had drugs that put me in a weird agonizing bodyless state for what seemed like probably days. It's really hard to describe, but it was terrible. And I think an hour or two in reality. This post reminded me of that strongly, an awful idea.
I didn’t like Salvia either
More like 5 minutes in real time. But yeah, feels like days if not an eternity. And there's always that feeling of "Oh fuck. I'm never making it back to my body. In fact, my body was just an illusion, and now that it's gone I'll never get it back, like a dream you can't go back to after waking."
And that typically occupies your mind for the rest of the trip. Until it fades, and you find yourself back in your body, and after you kiss the ground you think "Well that wasn't so bad afterall. I bet if I try it again I can make it past that part without panicking."
Nope. It's like there's something you can't fully remember after the trip ends, but each time you go back you realize "Oh fuck, that's right. That's why this is so terrifying."
And then you make it back to your body again, kiss the ground, rinse and repeat...
This was my experience with ketamine therapy as well. I think they gave me way too high a dose.
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I love time dilation. Curse this temporal prison.
The only things that have given me insane time dilation are Foxxy and a horrfying dose of ketamine.
Foxxy?
Foxxy is 5-MeO-DiPT! It’s probably the weirdest thing I’ve ever tried. It had craaaazy aural and temporal distortions. I’ve never had something that changed the pitch and length of notes in songs that noticeably. Super mega weird stuff.
i had time dilation and body size dysmorphia because of a very high fever after a parrot bacterial infection
Oooooo don’t to Foxxy unless you want a flashback to that…
God I hope this is not gonna happen in the future!
It's just a prank bro!
Edit: holy shit I just realized that's Elijah Wood
Dang you're right! So cool that he is in BTTF pt. 2!
This happened to my best friend Kakashi from Naruto
If we can't live forever, overclocking our brain-computer interfaces to cram more virtual time into our remaining years is the next best thing.
Maybe eventually there'll be FOSS privacy respecting degree packages that you can incorporate in maybe a week. Do 52 of them and prove something new at their insections. Repeat.
You should look into how many people have coma or other experiences of a whole lifetime, then wake up and get a whole second lifetime.
And now I'm remembering the fucking Lamp Story.
The neat thing is, you could put a standardised neuro-usable (no bits & bytes) interface in there and the brain would figure by itself out, how to use it. No complicated "this guys memory works like this and goes there and there" like in SAO' NerveGear, the brain does that.
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Chief Miles O'Brien would like a word...
Is this the episode where he gets sentenced to 20 years of jumanji alamaraine hopscotch prison?
While imprisoned on Cardassia, yeah. :p
Can’t wait for e-ketamine without the drip
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