I don't believe these are real.
Lemmy Shitpost
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
So the actual text in these posts is probably fake but I'm sad to say I've known two guys who act like this. Its not a ton, its not a majority of the guys I know, but like. Two is a lot for being THIS moronic. And they both seem like nice enough people at first. One of them is married to a pretty nice girl who just didn't see it until it was too late. RIP.
That said, posting this kind of stuff kinda irks me since it can end up making that reality seem more imaginary than it really is. Plus, people like me who have had that experience in real life don't need internet posts to teach them that this is the way it is, and people who haven't had that experience in real life probably aren't going to update their perception of reality based on posts like this. So these posts still kinda end up useless despite being fairly representative of reality.
God I hope not. Our society is fucked if it is.
Have you seen how bad the manosphere shit has gotten? This is pretty stock standard thoughts for 30% (although sometimes it feels like 90) of men. Young men are especially falling into this
Yeah, my brother in-law is around 25 or so. I could totally see him doing this and then bitching about how he can't keep a girlfriend. Some of the vile filth I've heard from his mouth is shockingly stupid.
Nothing says "I'm going to kill my whole family when I inevitably lose my job for being an insufferable dick" like this post.
feels a bit like ragebait tbh
There's no way this is real! Dude is a narcissistic dip shit if it's real.
i heard radar warning receivers reading this. Time to pop flares and evade
I hate insecure sex negative guys so fucking much.
Well it's nice that he got his red flag out early.
…I'm not the lucky one, you are and that needs to be remembered.
“Why didn’t she reply, and why doesn’t she answer my calls?”
That's what you get for dating the ghost of Charlie Kirk.
Is that also a form of negging? Seems to go in that direction anyway.
She needs to remember she's the lucky one...? And her paying her half is constructed to be a negative?
I took it as a half assed neg for sure
To be a gentleman and pay for the meal or to be a man, split the bill, and get called weirdo?
Dating for men has become a weekly to monthly fee, where there is a possibility of finding the love of the life. More like of a jackpot.
The problem with stuff like this is that everyone wants different things. This lady was great, did what she ought to. But this guy wasn't looking for an absolute catch, he was looking for an ego boost with low effort.
His first issue screams insecurity in his appearance, and that's fair, a lot of people have that issue. But rather than telling his date not to dress nicely, he could be putting effort into his appearance. A nice haircut and some decent quality, well fitting clothes that complement his body could go so fucking far.
The money issue though, that requires decoupling from the mindset of his role being to provide. It may be difficult, especially if he has little understanding of what he actually provides in a relationship (or what he could provide) beyond money, but it's valuable mental work to do. People don't stay in love with you because you pay the bills, they do it because they enjoy your company and feel you're working together through life.
All this is of course moot by him claiming she's the lucky one, at which point, yeah fucking yikes dude
Being told you're a lucky guy to have the girl you're with is pretty much the height of cishet male-to-male compliments. There's literally no compliment I would rather receive, and it's pretty deeply ingrained in our culture.
But this guy read the game in an even more deluded way than the average reader and thought he could just say "I am the prize" and have it be true
About 7 years ago, my now-wife and I had just moved to this city and she was struggling to find work. We attended a few networking events to try to figure out the job market for her field here.
Now, I mean. I know my wife is hot. She was then, she is now. She can and has stopped traffic. People have fallen off bikes to gawp at her. Women have thrown themselves at her. Men act like boys around her.
At this professional networking event, while my wife had stepped away, a man wearing a 3-piece suit and clearly well into his career turned to me and said “I don’t mean to sound disrespectful, but she’s … really … beautiful.” The overall affectation and delivery was fawning, cautious, even. He was kind of moon-eyed. The guys around him all nodded somberly, as if they’d been stricken.
He had been talking with the men around him when we wandered over, and they all went a bit quiet when we came over.
Clearly, I still remember the compliment. It was a great testament to how hot my wife is. She’s a babe. (And like, fun, funny, and sweet and all the other stuff that makes relationships work.)
Being told you’re a lucky guy to have the girl you’re with is pretty much the height of cishet male-to-male compliments
I personally would be more likely to interpret that as being told I'm not good enough for her. But that's just me.
Most men don't say that unless they are interested in your girl tho.
In cishet world it's the pretty much only way to compliment another male stranger without risking sounding gay
It's as if people don't know you can just say no homo right after the classic nice cock, bro.
It's hard to get the "no homo" part out with his scrotum in your mouth.
I think I prefer to lick his taint while I'm humming to really tickle his glans. It's difficult to get the humming right when you bob deep enough, but with some practice it's almost second nature.
Mmm, mmm. I’d lick those calves clean… no homo brother
I always wonder how these guys behave up until the point where they pretty much literally say "I'm a deadbeat asshole".
How do they fool these women into going on a date in the first place? Are they really such amazing actors, and if so, why would they just admit to being scumbags after they already successfully deceived them.
Really, you just sound stupid for going out with him in the first place. I cannot imagine someone being such a huge asshole and not showing any other red flags.
I was a fool for this type of shit once. Granted, I was 17, with no emotional intelligence or confidence. He saw an opportunity to be able to control someone, and it worked. I will honestly never forgive myself for the years I wasted. Unfortunately, this is not uncommon.
Are they really such amazing actors
Unfortunately I don't think they need to be good actors in the first place.
One of the lessons of the last decade of the shit show that we call human society has been that awful and/or stupid people rise to positions of power and influence every day by acting confident and promising things they can't deliver.
The modern confidence man isn't the thief of the street but the legitimate executive.
People can turn on a dime, I've seen it happen. It's especially infuriating because a lot of these men's friends will only know the good version of them and refuse to believe they're capable of being dicks.
It's not just good acting, it's that some men genuinely aren't capable of treating a partner like a person and not a thing. So they can be nice to people they consider people, or to partners who are behaving they way they deem is correct. But the second you're dating and something doesn't fit their narrative of how things should play out, the claws come out.
My estranged mother in law, she’s all self sacrificing nice mom until you’ve made her mad, and then the mask comes off, her voice goes cold and she looks at you with emotionless shark eyes (though it was via phone, but I could imagine it). Happened the last time I talked to her and it was exactly like my wife described it
Oh jeez yeah, I'm not saying your mil has borderline personality disorder, but that's a thing with people who do. They put you on a pedestal and hurt themselves to give you what they think you might want, right up until you fail to properly play the role they've assigned you. And as you say, the eyes go cold, they get angry, and they lash out hard.
As someone who struggles maintaining her own boundaries (working on it in therapy), I have far too much experience with this.
People with narcissistic personality disorder can do something similar.
People with untreated narcissistic and borderline are really good at using emotion to override certain types of people's knowing better.
50/50 this dude is super attractive and has never had to learn any better. I knew several of these in college. This has worked for them.
This better not be real. If I went dateless for so long in my life while shit like this legitimately happens I'll be so cross.
I regret to inform you shit like this happens all the time.
There’s not enough time and resources left on this planet to course correct this specimen I’m afraid.
Wow this guy has an extremely fragile ego
If he isn't obsessed with me looking like a slut and braggy about it, I don't want him.
My grandmother was a slut and liked to brag about it. And she was one of my favorite people. Dress slutty, act slutty, or don't. As long as you're proud of who you are, and don't judge others for not being you, then you're cool.
Side note: I was so proud of the number of people at my grandmother's funeral who told me that their first interaction with her was that she told them how to have an organ using the bubble jets in the community hot tub.
Which organ did they get?
Whichever one deals with typos, I guess. I was on the toilet. Oopsie poopsie.
Both kidneys
Hate it when my girlfriend dresses hot cuz then I'm horny all the time.
JK she's always hot and I'm always horny all the time 🫣
Pulled a pretty girl with progressive dating values and fucking moans about it. With a personality like that, he was the lucky one, and I'd bet many others would've gladly taken his place
Well you see she was supposed to pay half, but be demur about it, like a real lady
If you don’t both feel like the lucky one, it’s not worth continuing
This is like below acorn dick level energy.