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[–] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

I hate insecure sex negative guys so fucking much.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 20 points 2 hours ago

Well it's nice that he got his red flag out early.

[–] magnetosphere@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 hours ago

…I'm not the lucky one, you are and that needs to be remembered.

“Why didn’t she reply, and why doesn’t she answer my calls?”

[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 12 points 2 hours ago

That's what you get for dating the ghost of Charlie Kirk.

[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 hour ago

Is that also a form of negging? Seems to go in that direction anyway.

She needs to remember she's the lucky one...? And her paying her half is constructed to be a negative?

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

The problem with stuff like this is that everyone wants different things. This lady was great, did what she ought to. But this guy wasn't looking for an absolute catch, he was looking for an ego boost with low effort.

His first issue screams insecurity in his appearance, and that's fair, a lot of people have that issue. But rather than telling his date not to dress nicely, he could be putting effort into his appearance. A nice haircut and some decent quality, well fitting clothes that complement his body could go so fucking far.

The money issue though, that requires decoupling from the mindset of his role being to provide. It may be difficult, especially if he has little understanding of what he actually provides in a relationship (or what he could provide) beyond money, but it's valuable mental work to do. People don't stay in love with you because you pay the bills, they do it because they enjoy your company and feel you're working together through life.

All this is of course moot by him claiming she's the lucky one, at which point, yeah fucking yikes dude

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 35 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (4 children)

I always wonder how these guys behave up until the point where they pretty much literally say "I'm a deadbeat asshole".

How do they fool these women into going on a date in the first place? Are they really such amazing actors, and if so, why would they just admit to being scumbags after they already successfully deceived them.

Really, you just sound stupid for going out with him in the first place. I cannot imagine someone being such a huge asshole and not showing any other red flags.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 3 points 1 hour ago

Are they really such amazing actors

Unfortunately I don't think they need to be good actors in the first place.

One of the lessons of the last decade of the shit show that we call human society has been that awful and/or stupid people rise to positions of power and influence every day by acting confident and promising things they can't deliver.

The modern confidence man isn't the thief of the street but the legitimate executive.

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 hours ago

I was a fool for this type of shit once. Granted, I was 17, with no emotional intelligence or confidence. He saw an opportunity to be able to control someone, and it worked. I will honestly never forgive myself for the years I wasted. Unfortunately, this is not uncommon.

[–] Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 16 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

People can turn on a dime, I've seen it happen. It's especially infuriating because a lot of these men's friends will only know the good version of them and refuse to believe they're capable of being dicks.

It's not just good acting, it's that some men genuinely aren't capable of treating a partner like a person and not a thing. So they can be nice to people they consider people, or to partners who are behaving they way they deem is correct. But the second you're dating and something doesn't fit their narrative of how things should play out, the claws come out.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

My estranged mother in law, she’s all self sacrificing nice mom until you’ve made her mad, and then the mask comes off, her voice goes cold and she looks at you with emotionless shark eyes (though it was via phone, but I could imagine it). Happened the last time I talked to her and it was exactly like my wife described it

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Oh jeez yeah, I'm not saying your mil has borderline personality disorder, but that's a thing with people who do. They put you on a pedestal and hurt themselves to give you what they think you might want, right up until you fail to properly play the role they've assigned you. And as you say, the eyes go cold, they get angry, and they lash out hard.

As someone who struggles maintaining her own boundaries (working on it in therapy), I have far too much experience with this.

People with narcissistic personality disorder can do something similar.

People with untreated narcissistic and borderline are really good at using emotion to override certain types of people's knowing better.

[–] Nora@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago

Yeah its like it doesn't bother him when he first starts talking and dating but will suddenly switch as soon as he feels insecure.

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 hours ago

50/50 this dude is super attractive and has never had to learn any better. I knew several of these in college. This has worked for them.

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 60 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

Being told you're a lucky guy to have the girl you're with is pretty much the height of cishet male-to-male compliments. There's literally no compliment I would rather receive, and it's pretty deeply ingrained in our culture.

[–] Monument@piefed.world 3 points 1 hour ago

About 7 years ago, my now-wife and I had just moved to this city and she was struggling to find work. We attended a few networking events to try to figure out the job market for her field here.

Now, I mean. I know my wife is hot. She was then, she is now. She can and has stopped traffic. People have fallen off bikes to gawp at her. Women have thrown themselves at her. Men act like boys around her.

At this professional networking event, while my wife had stepped away, a man wearing a 3-piece suit and clearly well into his career turned to me and said “I don’t mean to sound disrespectful, but she’s … really … beautiful.” The overall affectation and delivery was fawning, cautious, even. He was kind of moon-eyed. The guys around him all nodded somberly, as if they’d been stricken.
He had been talking with the men around him when we wandered over, and they all went a bit quiet when we came over.

Clearly, I still remember the compliment. It was a great testament to how hot my wife is. She’s a babe. (And like, fun, funny, and sweet and all the other stuff that makes relationships work.)

[–] horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Being told you’re a lucky guy to have the girl you’re with is pretty much the height of cishet male-to-male compliments

I personally would be more likely to interpret that as being told I'm not good enough for her. But that's just me.

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

In cishet world it's the pretty much only way to compliment another male stranger without risking sounding gay

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 27 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

It's as if people don't know you can just say no homo right after the classic nice cock, bro.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It's hard to get the "no homo" part out with his scrotum in your mouth.

[–] imadethis@fedinsfw.app 2 points 2 hours ago

I think I prefer to lick his taint while I'm humming to really tickle his glans. It's difficult to get the humming right when you bob deep enough, but with some practice it's almost second nature.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 2 points 2 hours ago

Mmm, mmm. I’d lick those calves clean… no homo brother

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 16 points 4 hours ago

There’s not enough time and resources left on this planet to course correct this specimen I’m afraid.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 54 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

This better not be real. If I went dateless for so long in my life while shit like this legitimately happens I'll be so cross.

[–] Nora@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 hours ago

I regret to inform you shit like this happens all the time.

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 27 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Pulled a pretty girl with progressive dating values and fucking moans about it. With a personality like that, he was the lucky one, and I'd bet many others would've gladly taken his place

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 3 points 2 hours ago

Well you see she was supposed to pay half, but be demur about it, like a real lady

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 hours ago

with progressive dating values

Well, there's a whole bunch of moronic conservatives in the world....

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 21 points 6 hours ago

This is like below acorn dick level energy.

[–] inari@piefed.zip 101 points 8 hours ago

Wow this guy has an extremely fragile ego

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 34 points 7 hours ago

If you don’t both feel like the lucky one, it’s not worth continuing

[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 148 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

If he isn't obsessed with me looking like a slut and braggy about it, I don't want him.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

My grandmother was a slut and liked to brag about it. And she was one of my favorite people. Dress slutty, act slutty, or don't. As long as you're proud of who you are, and don't judge others for not being you, then you're cool.

Side note: I was so proud of the number of people at my grandmother's funeral who told me that their first interaction with her was that she told them how to have an organ using the bubble jets in the community hot tub.

[–] TRBoom@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

Which organ did they get?

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 42 points 8 hours ago

Hate it when my girlfriend dresses hot cuz then I'm horny all the time.

JK she's always hot and I'm always horny all the time 🫣

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 67 points 9 hours ago

Knew who this was before even seeing the username, legend.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 16 points 6 hours ago

I love how that dude is concerned about what random people think of him 🤣

[–] Bruhh@lemmy.world 55 points 8 hours ago

This makes me cringe on so many levels

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 17 points 8 hours ago

I'm not the lucky one

Said it all right there

[–] Goun@lemmy.ml 23 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Damn it keeps getting worse, what is wrong with these stupid guys

[–] regedit@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 hours ago

Some bald twat in a foreign prison (previously) told him it's not him, it's her, and they believed it.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 20 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

🤮 MEIN GOTT

Should've hit on the bartender :(

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[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 17 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] varnia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Practical example of male loneliness.

Not really. This guy is getting dates.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I see we've contracted the Chinese Flag and Drum Corps to make sure we have enough red flags for this guy?

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 10 points 8 hours ago

Soviet Union called, I think we grabbed some of theirs too by mistake

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 8 points 7 hours ago

Victorian time traveller with huge but fragile ego seeks meek and submissive woman to be arm decoration.

[–] howdy@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

this post reminds me of why I don't like reddit

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Tons of fake rage bait posts everywhere?

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