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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

nsfw (dear christ)tom the cat vigorously fucking a lubed onahole when jerry the mouse whistles from out of frame, tom looks as jerry turns the bottle of lube around to reveal its bengay, tom, still vigorously fucking, starts slowing down, realization dawning on his face, eventually stops completely, turns to the fourth wall and gulps loudly

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

I love you for this

[–] bunnossin@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago
[–] tithonis@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Yeah, but Road Runner using the same glory hole & getting sucked off.

(By this absolute fox???)

[–] context@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

and wile e. coyote painted it in the first place, of course

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

also nsfw
spoiler Elmer Fudd furiously cranking his hog to a video of a scantily clad lady with the face cropped out of frame, only for it to pan up and reveal it's Bugs Bunny What's up, doc? kelly :::

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

TitleCan you blame a fella?

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Roadrunner dropping an anvil on Wile E. Coyote's balls

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This post is too bad for my tastes. I demand a new comm be made called WorstPosting where posts like these can go. I will also be subbing to that comm to complain when I feel like the posts there are too bad and demand they be separated into a new comm called AbominablePosting.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 9 points 1 month ago

Needs c/BadHolePosting

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 1 month ago
[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

This only works if his penis flattens out and scrunches up like an accordion

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nsfw animated slapstick comedy is an untapped reservoir of artistry it seems. I think that's what Sausage Party was supposed to be but I never watched it

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

spoilerWell, I'm definitely on the line, but I was also a chud for Lol. That part is very good too. This guy is the embodiment of ideology.

edit: no one had read the books, but is highly biased to "Its that high school graduates?"

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I cannot decipher this. Incredible

[–] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

They could have been a refugee to find a way to get. They could have done it in the most.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

That's about the niche I'd put something like Drawn Together in. I expect it would be a tough watch now.