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[–] unabart@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Back when i was 16 I was hoping I'd see the day when the triple zipper became a reality. I never gave up hope. Here we are today. At long last. Take my money.

My and my best bro's pants will never be unteathered. Just like our brohood.

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Ithi@lemmy.ca 31 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

If only there was an article that told us what this would help with.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a large penis thing. If you know, you know.

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

One with a video showing a bunch of neat things you can do with it you say !

[–] mech@feddit.org 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

You don't even need regular zippers.
It's perfectly possible to survive without them.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

it's so you can get both balls caught in the zipper at the same time! I'm not sure though as I didn't read the article

[–] thestrike@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Super cool watch the video

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The practical usess were pretty mind-blowing.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They were neat to loook at but not very impressive in practical terms. So you can take 3 semi-floppy coiled things and turn them into one semi-rigid thing. But only one of them can be attached to something, or the actuator won’t be able to move.

The tent application is the closest one to something practical and the tent was not very rigid, nor was there any real advantage to it over conventional methods.

🤷‍♂️

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

True, but just to use them for things like adjustable legs - even as just a proof-of-concept was really cool.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Yes that was involved and they executed it well.

[–] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago

Missed opportunity to spell smile

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Jiaji also notes that some applications remain unexplored, like space exploration, wherein Y-zipper's tentacles could be built into a spacecraft to grab nearby rock samples.

WTF am I even reading?

[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like the actuators. Industry already uses zipper drives for some applications but the ability for actuator to have a preset curve could be pretty useful.

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

A compact'ish long travel, mostly strong at pulling, linear actuator could probably find some use.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

This could only happen in the gravity of a flat earth. /s

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Like how the tent still has a regular zipper to get in and out for the practicality that you will piss yourself if you have to take time to unzip à tent flap.

[–] flango@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 1 week ago

Coolest thing ever

[–] hark@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The robot with the legs that can be extended or packed into compartments (shown at 2:34 in the video) is really cool!

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago
[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 0 points 1 week ago

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