You can put 'very' before every suggested alternative. What then?

Australian Version

Χ very tired    √ fucking knackered
Χ very poor    √ fucking skint
Χ very thirsty √ dry as a dead dingo's donger```

Use all the words in the right columns but preceded with "fuckin'" every time. Like a real gentleperson.

Me very meticulously checking every word to see why this in in shitpost.

Legit criticism! But hear me out. Who remembers all those different words anyway?

Instead of NOT using "very", I say we ONLY use "very".

It's a very idea!

very cool, thank you.

Very lazy = idle?

No? Or is my english bad?

Very useful

Very helpful

This is extra plus good

Damn honey, you look boiling in that outfit!

bounced on my boy's challenging lengthy to this until he boisterous stuffed

very very words

Apparently, my stomach is vacant.

Hear me out: doubleplusgood

Very -> Verraily

Dunno if it is me, non-native English speaker, but it seems that very old can vary depending on context, while ancient barely changes on the context. And it seems few others could be divisive and a few green ticked ones repeat.

Edit: ah, this is shitposting comm :@

Strength and power are different measurements though

Very cold and freezing are different things. You can be very cold but above 0°.

Most of these are dumb.

No, I like that language is composable. I think it's very convenient. It also allows me to say stuff in a way that's easier to grasp for folks who might not understand English that well. Very dumb suggestion.

I prefer "double plus"

idle does equate to very lazy

this was shit when it was on reddit