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[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

I'll tell you how to find a dirty cop. Pick up the phone and call the police station, don't really matter who answers.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago

Haha classic America.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

Oh cool, I didn't know about this movie. thanks, lawsuit! I generally enjoy Matt Damon and Ben Affleck together

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 1 month ago

If you didn't do dirty shit then the movie would have been unbelievable. Maybe consider that morons.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Miami police doth protest too much

[–] godsammitdam@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Afroman all over again. Snowflake white conservatives are mad they got called out.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We know you're dirty, because most of us have had to deal with you and we know you are just as likely to ruin us as to help us.

There are good cops, I've met a few and I love them. However, the low bar for entry and their authority leads to a lot of ruthless thugs wearing the badge.

They had a much better reputation before they were forced to wear cameras (sometimes). It's odd, almost every time I've investigated a case (i.e. read up on something that happened years ago, long after the case is over), the cops are dead-ass lying about what happened, and only the footage reveals the truth.

I am staunchly pro-union, but US police demonstrate what happens when unions are at their worst. No accountability. If only the rest of us had unions that fought half as hard for us...

good luck on discovery

[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

TIL you can crop POLICE to look like OLIG[archy]

No

Kids, kids

Put those felt markers away

[–] dizzle18@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Whoops, this one hit a little too close to home, didn't it?

[–] uhmbah@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

That's a lot of snowflake for such a warm city...

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