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[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 6 points 9 hours ago

Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Are mental illnesses an accessory?

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Mallet and chisel

reads news oh.

Full bathtub and a toaster

[–] MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago

Pocket knife and a zippo.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Two fully charged batteries. 💪💪

[–] VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

A pillow and a sweater that gets taken on and off unsure if you really need it

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Old Thinkpad and a 3DS... then my action figure just sits down staring at a screen and ignoring the owner.

[–] SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

A cat and a laptop.

The cat can also sitt on the laptop keybord.

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 3 points 13 hours ago

A joint and a laptop

[–] TwistyLex@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 17 hours ago

Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.

[–] beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 15 hours ago

A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Pills and cool rocks.

Don't get them mixed up.

[–] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 2 points 12 hours ago

A bottle of diet soda and a guitar that I can't play

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 6 points 17 hours ago

Dual-weilding plushies

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Like small characters standing on each shoulder, maybe riding your back in labeled t shirts?

[–] UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

A beer and a tablet stylus

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Yep, it can be stuck behind the ear, and the tablet's around here somewhere.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 6 points 20 hours ago

A cat and a cup of tea

[–] ActuallyGoingCrazy@sh.itjust.works 88 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Garden knife and iron skillet.

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Garden knife? What makes a knife garden specific? Interesting

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

A hori-hori, a knife shaped for digging and cutting both, and often one side has measurement lines too. Ever since I got one a few years ago I have not been without one. Dog destroys it? I buy another. Kids lose it? I buy another. Just such a useful tool.

And both these items make good impromptu weapons.

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 hours ago

Neat! Ty :)

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 6 points 21 hours ago

Guilt and regret

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 8 points 23 hours ago

A RAID controller and a tin of snus.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 1 points 1 hour ago

So, no accessories included? There could be separate packages for various circumstances.

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[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Weed vape and this bad boy

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

I legit want to use that for home defense.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Do you not?

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 3 points 13 hours ago

It's the only way Lady Supermans can get off

[–] auginator@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

My computer and my cat

[–] mrodri89@lemmy.zip 2 points 18 hours ago

Depression/Anxiety meds to keep it real. My cat Mochi.

😅

[–] Distractor@lemm.ee 2 points 18 hours ago

An e-book and a sofa

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 16 points 1 day ago

A hat and buyer's remorse.

[–] sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz 34 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Can of beer and a bowling ball

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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

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