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[–] Drusas@fedia.io 14 points 2 days ago

This should be considered some kind of neglect or abuse.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Very emblematic.

[–] yumpsuit@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago
[–] WatDabney@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 days ago

I propose a new term - "malscurrocracy" - government by evil clowns.

[–] nul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago

This is a reverse eaten onion for me, wtf.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago
[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I hope he enjoys the full experience.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 2 points 2 days ago

“I love it!” -Frank Dreben

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

I didn't realize Rock Creek was considered so polluted.

At least it isn't as bad as the Anacostia River

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

did they cool off with a nice refreshing glass of rancid raw milk?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 2 days ago

I mean that's certainly on brand.

Maybe they had a bear steak BBQ for afters?

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