Okay I'm so sleepy. I forgot what that grey bit in the middle of the liver is.
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The House of Pod did an episode about this, the host is a doctor and one of his guests for this episode is a surgeon and educator. Some good perspective on how this could happen and exactly how giant of a fuck up it was: https://shows.acast.com/the-house-of-pod-a-medical-podcast/episodes/bonus-sode-revisiting-the-mistakenly-removed-liver
Not the onion. How. How do you mistake the spleen and the liver? How drunk was this surgeon?
I first thought it was an onion headline.
He got his medical degree from the same school as Dr. Nick Riviera.
Hollywood Upstairs Medical School.
This has got to be from The Onion
As someone living in Florida I’m not surprised. The doctors down here almost killed me three times and I’ve only been here since 2019. The situation is fucking appalling.
Yeah.... Florida is kinda known in medicine as a place to go if you want to do a bunch of fraud. The regulations are laxed and it has a massive population of elderly people without nearby family members to advocate for their care.
It used to be a bunch worse before Obamacare passed and reimbursement became tied to patient outcomes. I think at one point over half of the medical fraud in my field was happening in florida alone.
Oh god yes. The largest health care provider in the Villages was up to its neck in fraud. https://elevenflo.com/blog/villages-health-system
I never went there because their admin people seemed kind of nuts. but the place I did go to for a while, Premier medical, also got caught doing fraud.
And they were the ones who almost killed me, kept giving me antibiotics for a fungal infection, then decided I had leukemia, sent me to a specialist who refused let me make an appointment. This went on for 6 weeks while I was running a fever and lost 20 pounds.
In the mean time, I was on the waiting list for another gp. He spotted what was wrong right off, put me on anti fungals and I was better in a couple of days.
Retire to Florida they all said. Fucking good way to freaking die I say.
Yeah, I have some family in florida who I constantly have to tell to get a second opinion before having operations. I always tell them when in doubt to go to a hospital associated with a university medical program. At least then they have to uphold some kind of standard of care so they don't lose their residency programs under further scrutiny.
I'm currently splitting my specialist between Orlando health and Advent health over close to Orlando. Pretty much everyone in Sumter country will just end up killing you. It's common knowledge that the local hospitals are just death traps.
University of Florida took them over from the Morse family to try and fix the mess. But they are struggling to improve care. The Morse family that created the Villages, are some seriously evil dudes and the health systems they created show it,
Wow, yeah, that sounds really hard. How's his family taking it? Must be like a super bummer for everyone.
Also sucks for the patient too I guess, wonder how he's feeling...
Well, good news: the patient is not really feeling any pain (or anything at all for that matter).
Florida man ...
TIL Some Florida Men are also surgeons. I mean, in retrospect, it always had to be true, I'd just never really thought about it before.
Oh wow... a whole bunch of Florida Men are rocket scientists... I think my brain just broke.
There's always Russia.
Not the ~~Onion~~ Spleen.
Doctor absolutely having the proper reaction but unfortunately that doesn't bring the patient back. Tragic
"Failed him" is a pretty tame assessment of what happened. He didn't damage the nerve endings in a concert pianists hand. That would be a failure.
He killed a man through willful incompetence or negligence. He's a murderer, not a failure.
Maybe don't be a shit surgeon then, this asshole should be charged with willful homicide.
It would be negligent homicide, and as another described, the hospital is at least as criminally can civilly liable as this surgeon.
Idiocracy was a prophecy.


Our politicians are far more mean spirited than theirs.
President Kamacho recognized a problem and sought after someone capable to help fix the problem for his people rather than be an arrogant asshole and rape a whole bunch of kids.. so yeah. I would definitely rather have President Kamacho than whatever the fuck this current piece of shit is.
