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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago

Thousand yard stare, reliving the frenzied California Bean Rush

[–] KUROxPPI@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The intrusive thought? >>>> "What if I ate some beans"

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I thought y'all were joking about beans "oh it's just a vegan meme" but here I went and started eating better, incorporating rice and beans into my diet. Okay, WOW, where has this food been all my life? A box of goya rice mixed with beans is like a buck and change, all you need is water and some olive oil, whip it up in the pot, and there's dinner. It's so easy and it's very tasty. So yeah wow

[–] Jew@hexbear.net 6 points 1 hour ago

Beans rock!! 🫘 🪨

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago

I've probably upped my bean consumption by about 25/30% since joining hexbear, mostly soy (milk, tofu, edamame)

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago

I'm making BBQ beans tomorrow. I can't wait