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Hello there. Somehow, Star Wars memes have returned. It's not a trap, this is where the fun begins.
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Why are some people old in heaven? I’d want to have a 23yo body forever, thank you very much.
And why are some people children in heaven? Does this mean they’ll never develop and get to know what it is like to be mature?
It’s almost like this whole Heaven concept hasn’t been thought out very far.
Don't worry. This isn't real. It's a painting or ai made from someone's imagination.
I would be reassured by your comment but it’s not real, just made from your imagination.
I think when first contact happens between loved ones, a common reality is unconsciously agreed upon where the family comes together under the bodies they inhabited at the time they were all together.
Since the long deceased ones have likely watched the life of the newly deceased with interest, I think that initial reality is then slowly pushed away and the (grown) children take on their more mature forms and the grand parents take on their younger forms, and they all walk away from the meeting as equals
That's how I'd do it
A level of Bible fanfiction Danté would be proud of
But then someone else they all know dies too. And then they have to reset to that person’s last memory? What a pain!
Bodies don't go to heaven. They decompose and become one with the earth.
Iranian mommies and daddies when the war with US starts:
Or Palestinian ones on a Tuesday
Israel.
USAF
ICE
Jehovah's witness fan art makes for such great memes.
I received a flyer for "Let's celebrate Jesus' death" this April. Terrible choice of words
What makes me sad about heaven is that there must be a cutoff in the monkey -> human evolution chain. What happened to the very first human that met that cutoff? They'll be in heaven but their parents are too monkey and didn't make it :(
Based on the all dogs go to heaven philosophy, I would say the cutoff would be in the other direction.
I love this reflection. It kind of shines a spotlight on the fallibility of mainstream religions under rational thought. Could there be something after death? Sure. But the stories people are peddled arent based on any truth, it's just telling people what they want to hear to get them to join the club.
There's a people heaven, and a dog heaven, and a monkey heaven, a bird heaven, etc. Like, what? There's an estimated 8.7 million species on earth, you think there's a heaven for each of them? When evolution spins off something new or species cross breed, like a liger from a lion and tiger, does a new heaven just pop into existence?
Mainstream depictions of heaven are bunk.
If you believe evolution is real, you'll obviously never go to heaven, so you'll never find out.
I'm more concerned about the tombstones shown in the panting in heaven. like what happened to THOSE people? are they Super Dead?
This picture is from a Jehovah's Witness publication. This isn't a depiction of heaven, but rather a future paradise earth. And the picture depicts various people being redirected back to life.
I saw this picture and it immediately gave me flashbacks to JW flyers
If I don't want afterlife I can just stay dead??
Maybe they ask you to accept terms at the beginning & if you refuse they just let you have your peace, one life was enough.
So, what happens if you've survived a spouse and remarried? Do you have to choose who you want to spend eternity with?
What about adopted and surrogate kids: do they have to hang out with their biological parents now?
Heaven is such a ridiculous concept.
It’s always funny when they depict adults being reunited with their children. How come those adults aren’t depicted as children being reunited with THEIR parents.. and recursively so on and so on.
Yes, you have to choose which eternity you want, though it doesn't necessarily have to be with either spouse.
Source: this documentary
Eternity? Marriage is only "til death do us part!"
What if you bought your wife an eternity ring?
It's not like it came with her!
That's partly why I don't believe in the existence of heaven or hell
There's an obvious answer; god decides. You asked that question which made him angry so you're going to hell now. Its how we know you're not one of the elect
Child mortality was high back then, eh?
Edit: just saw the Anakin after.
Why are they in a fucking cemetery?! What the fuck is going on up there?
Sometimes you just need to be able to kill a mf in heaven.
And that happens a lot.
So cemetery.
Nietze was wrong, God is undead.
Statistically, if there's an afterlife, there's billions of babies and fetuses in it.
If there's an afterlife and we're counting the unborn, then it's swimming in an endless sea of sperm
an endless sea of sperm
Also if heaven(s?) are tailored to individual's liking.
If i'm wrong someone can correct me, but don't a lot of christians believe that your aoul lies in wait until the day of judgement anyway? So everyone shows up at heaven at the same time.
Time works differently when you're dead
Edit: sorry... don't let me ruin your meme lol, i'm just religious infodumping
Isn't it a little tortuous to send children to heaven as children. Even if just a spirit, the appearance and mind of a child feels a little Kirsten Dunst in interview with a vampire. Same with the old. Who wants to go to heaven as an old man or woman?
Most conceptions of heaven kinda feel like hell. This picture scares the hell out of me.